This is what you add to the end of a fortune you get from a fortune cookie at a Chinese food restaurant. There is always some asshole that tells you to add "in bed" at the end. That is weak.
Marvin: what did your fortune say?
Charlie: It says "You will soon find great pleasure with a dildo up your ass"
Marvin: You don't have to be a turd tapping dickhead.
Charlie: Fuck this Chinese food bullshit. Let's go to Mountain Mikes for Pizza next time.
Marvin: OK
Charlie: It says "You will soon find great pleasure with a dildo up your ass"
Marvin: You don't have to be a turd tapping dickhead.
Charlie: Fuck this Chinese food bullshit. Let's go to Mountain Mikes for Pizza next time.
Marvin: OK
by Apocalypto March 30, 2011
Get the With a dildo up your assmug. by emooj cum May 9, 2022
Get the emooj cum dildo shartmug. A vow made by a someone in response to a death threat from a friend, where he promises, if the death threat is carried out, to haunt them, and anally rape them with a dildo in their sleep.
Joe: 'I'm going to aim the fireworks at you tonight.'
Luke: 'If you do, I will Ghostly Dildo Arse Rape you!'
Joe: 'There's no way a ghost could arse rape a human in there sleep.'
Luke: 'Just you wait.'
Luke: 'If you do, I will Ghostly Dildo Arse Rape you!'
Joe: 'There's no way a ghost could arse rape a human in there sleep.'
Luke: 'Just you wait.'
by ghostrape November 3, 2009
Get the Ghostly Dildo Arse Rapemug. A word Lene and Ben use to greet each other. Or a painful looking ride down windmill hill on a dildo cart blates!
Ben: alright nobend!!
Lene: wassup dildo cart ride!
Ben: ahh mate did you see that cunt riding the dildo cart?!
Lene: yeah it was ya mum
Lene: wassup dildo cart ride!
Ben: ahh mate did you see that cunt riding the dildo cart?!
Lene: yeah it was ya mum
by Lenes mum January 13, 2008
Get the dildo cart ridemug. Timmy: Where is my Weighted Dildo raping machine?
Kelsey: I am using it right now, i will give it to you when i am done.
Timmy:I need it tomorrow because my friends are coming over tomorrow and we are going to experiment.
Sandra: Sounds fun, you will need to buy new batteries, because i have been using it all day.
Timmy: oh how did that go?
Sandra: it went well, it was running all day...
Kelsey: I am using it right now, i will give it to you when i am done.
Timmy:I need it tomorrow because my friends are coming over tomorrow and we are going to experiment.
Sandra: Sounds fun, you will need to buy new batteries, because i have been using it all day.
Timmy: oh how did that go?
Sandra: it went well, it was running all day...
by WDRMaster May 15, 2010
Get the Weighted dildo raping machinemug. by jasper277381 November 26, 2013
Get the have dildos in your pocketmug. by ohnoyourmomsmyhoe February 28, 2011
Get the Double-Penetration-Dildo-Facemug.