When you have a crush on someone on the internet. This could be a celebrity, Youtuber or someone else who is on the internet. They don't know you exist but you are still in love with them. They also usually live very far away
by Smart_definer51 May 24, 2014
by Kennyoveralls March 08, 2017
When you are severely infatuated with someone primarily due to their overwhelmingly mind-boggling talent. More impactful than puppy love, less tremor-inducing than soul mate.
by DaRealEgonSchiele March 28, 2016
Smoking a cigarette with your friends, probably the most rewarding part of the day because of how awesome crushing is.
Bro #1: hey bro wanna crush one?
Bro #2: oh hell yeah bro Namath
Bro #3: lemme get one of those crushes bromosexual
Bro #2: oh hell yeah bro Namath
Bro #3: lemme get one of those crushes bromosexual
by Brown Bear 3000 July 09, 2012
That little feeling in your member when you're sitting next to the girl/boy you like. Often experienced in middle school when sexual desires aren't fully realized yet.
by cpatpan July 23, 2016
A petty crush is a spontaneous infatuation with another individual or more in which only activates when reminded of the individual or within the same area of said individual.
Such a phenomenon only occurs temporarily but can lead to an actual crush or potentially temporary symptoms such as:
-acknowledgment: This is referring to the realization that the mfer doesn't even know you, he/she's probably too old for you, already taken, or you're just not their type
-Depression: Temporary sadness that typically comes in after acknowledgment
-Mania: A series of emotions that overwhelms the victim (you or the one with the petty crush) which may cause one to become unbelievably insecure, bitter, and annoyed. This happens at random and only temporary.
This is called a petty crush because once the said individual has left your mind or sight for just a few minutes, the infatuation fades, unlike a true crush.
Furthermore, if you have this curse on you, you should probably D.E.A.R. (Drop everything and run).
Such a phenomenon only occurs temporarily but can lead to an actual crush or potentially temporary symptoms such as:
-acknowledgment: This is referring to the realization that the mfer doesn't even know you, he/she's probably too old for you, already taken, or you're just not their type
-Depression: Temporary sadness that typically comes in after acknowledgment
-Mania: A series of emotions that overwhelms the victim (you or the one with the petty crush) which may cause one to become unbelievably insecure, bitter, and annoyed. This happens at random and only temporary.
This is called a petty crush because once the said individual has left your mind or sight for just a few minutes, the infatuation fades, unlike a true crush.
Furthermore, if you have this curse on you, you should probably D.E.A.R. (Drop everything and run).
Girl from down the street: "I had a petty crush on my store clerk"
Another girl from down the street: "Well, you better hope he's single and young or, D.E.A.R."
Another girl from down the street: "Well, you better hope he's single and young or, D.E.A.R."
by SlickySlick! April 18, 2018
an innocent and hopeless crush on someone. Almost like infatuation, but not as serious; when you can't stop thinking about that person. wherever and whatever you do, you want that person with you. Just the thought of them makes you smile. just like a crush in elementary.
person #1- I don't exactly like him.. and being "interested" or "infatuated" isn't the right word for this, but I can't stop thinking about him and EVERYTIME I see something related to couples stuff, he pops up in my head.
person #2- So you have an elementary crush?
person #1- YESS THAT!
person #2- So you have an elementary crush?
person #1- YESS THAT!
by Erika Brooks June 27, 2014