Internet crush

When you have a crush on someone on the internet. This could be a celebrity, Youtuber or someone else who is on the internet. They don't know you exist but you are still in love with them. They also usually live very far away

Person 1: OMG do you watch smosh?
Person 2: yes! Ian Hecox is my big internet crush

by Smart_definer51 May 24, 2014

cunt crush

A name for a straight woman who has a crush on another woman. This also applies to a straight woman who wants to fuck another woman or who have fantasies about it.

Sara: "Dude, I think Desiree is a lesbian she is totally staring at my tits"
Nikki: "No she has a boyfriend, I think she just has a cunt crush on you"

by d'sbucket December 14, 2010

crush course

It is a really fast course for anything.....

Hey, dude i travel in a week to buenaventura... but i can`t drive.. so i need a crush course for driving car....

by camachoacosta July 24, 2010

crush hoe

A girl who constantly changes her crush

Omg kenzie just liked Dave last week but now she likes john what a crush hoe!

by Kennyoveralls March 8, 2017

elementary crush

an innocent and hopeless crush on someone. Almost like infatuation, but not as serious; when you can't stop thinking about that person. wherever and whatever you do, you want that person with you. Just the thought of them makes you smile. just like a crush in elementary.

person #1- I don't exactly like him.. and being "interested" or "infatuated" isn't the right word for this, but I can't stop thinking about him and EVERYTIME I see something related to couples stuff, he pops up in my head.
person #2- So you have an elementary crush?

person #1- YESS THAT!

by Erika Brooks June 27, 2014

Coach Crush

It's an intense love of one's personal trainer. Often shown when working out with one's wife or husband.

Beatrice: "Boy, Ralph's a real hunk. He's the best personal trainer I know. I think I have a bit of a Coach Crush."

June: "Whoah there! That's my hubby! If anyone's gonna have a crush on him it's me."

Beatrice: "Well, Bryant's got a Coach Crush on me. It's not anything bad, it just makes you want to work harder!"

by Dusty's Baby Powder September 29, 2010

crush relish

When you can't stop slamming sweet pickles. It's extreme.

Yo, I'm going out with the boys to crush relish at the bar.

by Hotyeet November 10, 2019