Crab Water

a delicacy excreted from female crabs during spawning, mighty hard to catch but fantastic for puting the ying back into someones yang

Warwick had some crab water and instantly felt full of yang

by kelvo December 09, 2004

head crabs

a comical way of saying head lice. the opposite of (but still very similar to) pubic lice.

Hey, thanks for letting me borrow your hat. There's only a small problem, though:
you gave me head crabs, ass-fuck!

by Cilantro November 02, 2008

crab monger

a person mainly "woman" with small crab like creatures on her ho ass VJJ. its scientific name is pubic lice.condoms do not protect us dudes from crabs.

Oh my God that Crab Monger Prostitute gave me crabs ,it really ####in hurts.

by Save ur self October 10, 2010

Alabama crab dangle

A sexual position that involves at least one contortionist, a body harness, rubber sheets, a small farm animal, a blow torch, and a double-headed dildo.

Rebel loved engaging in the Alabama crab dangle with his life partner Forkman.

by Smashed February 25, 2003

mexican crab dangle

A position durring intercourse where by some means the male props up his legs so that his genitalia dangle whilst humping.

So I said "Shut the fuck up before I hit you with the mexican crab dangle bitch!"

by KintaroOay[42h] January 05, 2005

Joes Crab Shack

When a guy rubs his unwashed, crusty testicle sack on the crack of your anus hole.

Joe: Dude why does my anus smell like fish and have flakes on it?
Guy: Maybe you shouldn't have got a Joes Crab Shack from your uncle mate.

by MasterBlasker999 May 19, 2020

Blue Crab Casserole

When a girl has both pubic lice and a yeast infection.

Last night I went down to eat her out and she had blue crab casserole!

by that was my name! February 04, 2010