Couple laituce

Couple toxique menant à la dépendance affective malsaine et l'isolement

Brita: "Hmm, je n'ai pas vue Pierrette et Timothé-Jimothé depuis bien des lunes"
Jing : "Je sais, ils sont rendu un couple laituce"

by Ronron69swag2007 December 23, 2021

Couple heads here for you

I don't know the definition that's why I'm asking you

Stop on by ,"I'"ve got a couple heads here for you"?

by anonymous December 29, 2021

Cobble Fuck

To throw something together haphazardly from whatever is lying around. Synonym to jury rig or MacGyver.

Our budget is pocket lint and boss wants this done before we go home, time to cobble fuck something together.

by ConkedCrete February 16, 2022

cobblex

Someone who can really eat shit like you have no idea.

One who gobbles cobblestone and shit.

Aragorn: "Oh my god, my friend is such a cobblex."
Jennefer: "Ken, right? Oh my god, he can so eat shit."

by Jefferious February 28, 2022

couple goals

The best relationship ever, forever thing, 4 lifers, never ending unconditional love, & genuine happiness.

Wow, Look at Sophia and Brian! They're couple goals!

by anonymous2618 March 14, 2022

Couple watching

When a couple watches a show together, and neither of the parts are allowed to watch the show when they're not together. They watch the show together. They are couple watching.

Person 1: "Oh, have you watched Euphoria?"
Person 2: "Yes! I'm couple watching it with my boyfriend"

by uronlinegf March 22, 2022

Cobble-Cock

A penis made of pure cobblestone

OOOoo look at him, he's got a right Cobble-Cock, dunt he?

by Lord hamster molester the 5th April 1, 2022