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common sense

A mythical force that is supposed to bestow knowledge of the obvious. Unfortunately, humankind has proven, time and time again, that there is no such thing as common sense.
The People v. Common Sense:

Exhibit A-
Common sense should tell people that coffee is a hot drink, and that when spilling it, one should expect it to be hot. Common sense should also tell people that eating fatty foods makes you fat. Still, look at the recent pathetic excuses for "lawsuits" against some fast-food restaurants.

Exhibit B-
Common sense should tell people - even children - that TV shows such as "Power Rangers" are not reality. Two eleven-year-old boys, however, tried to re-enact a scene from the above-mentioned show by burying an eight-year-old boy alive in the ground, thinking he would grow back out. Duuuuh...I don't think it worked...oops!

Exhibit C-
Common sense should tell the Bush administration to take money from people who actually HAVE MONEY TO GIVE, but instead they choose to take it from people who do not have it.

I rest my case.
by misanthropist September 1, 2008
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Comment Whore

Someone who comments on every, status update, picture, wall comment etc. on Facebook because the have nothing better to do with their lives... and they think they always know best
My God! look at how many status' Ray has commented on in the last 20 seconds, he really is a comment whore!
by jamie2brooks June 3, 2009
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Close knit community

I small community where everyone knows one other due to the size of the area.
e.g "To kill a Mockingbird is a boook set in a close knit community where everyone knows each other"
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community water

When getting high, the bottle or container of water that everyone will drink from - a courtesy to the smokers
"Yo pass me that community water?"
by screamoxfxck May 15, 2006
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Commando Friday

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Command center

A sexual act in which two men 69 and the man on top proceeds to defacate on his partner. The man on top is "in command" as he weilds his partner's penis like a joystick.
As Toby and Tavis were engaged in a 69, Tavis upped the experience by turning it into a Command Center.
by Wussmonster March 2, 2010
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Communist Weed

Any given quantity of Marijuana that is bought and distributed (smoked) evenly by a group of friends.
Yo, you wana smoke this all now?

Yeah, It'll be communist weed..... Holy shit i should put that in urban dictionary!!!
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