closet case

A homosexual who denies their homosexuality, and claims to be heterosexual.

Zach is such a closet case, he says he like women, but we all know he wants a big warm cock in his asshole.

by bigfuckindick September 20, 2008

Clopen

At a place of employment, having to close one night and then open the next day.

Damn, I only got four hours of sleep, I had to clopen at Starbucks today. I hate my boss.

by UnleashTheThrashards February 22, 2008

closet jew

A person who hides their jewish heritage to be accepted in society. Also known as a: Crypto Jew

Note: This can also be used by someone who wants to be jewish, but is afraid of rejection in society.

I could be considered a closet jew, because I want to be jewish, but I'm afraid of being rejected by my family and friends.

by Yerushalauim BatSheva November 30, 2010

Love Closet

a small, dark, and cramped space (perhaps a closet, bathroom, or car) in which desperate high school/college students get it on.

"Get a room ... or at least a love closet..."

by Robette October 19, 2006

Cloerific

Absolutely perfect.

Tomorrow will be a Cloerific day!

by Gibble June 15, 2004

closeted

A repressed homosexual or bi-sexual who may or may not 'come out of the closet' and disclose their sexuality. They may be 'outed' against their will.

Also refers to a homosexual or bi-sexual who is experiencing self denial.

"he is so closeted that he thinks he is in Narnia"

by LizzieHHH January 9, 2008

Closet Virgin

When someone (usually a male) conceals the fact that he or she is a virgin due to age and embarrassment

Person A: Man I had my first puss when I was like 12 hbu?
Person B (Closet Virgin): Yeah my first time was in high school with the really shy exchange student who only talked to me
Person A: Yeah? How was it?
Person B: Oh you know... really hot but awkward, like in books or movies

by jackyboy342523 December 9, 2010