Cripplejock

A skinny hipster sellout from Aberdeen way who exclusively owns old Japanese shitboxes with either rusted out floors, front ends or parts that simply don’t fit. Rumour has it he was critically injured by a rusty engine crane.

That car is a right shed. Looks like a Cripplejock special

by Cripplejock February 10, 2021

cripple

a chump who eats tuna

what a cripple

by anonymous February 19, 2021

crippledgrandfather

a sexy, sad, and sexy tiktoker that definitely has many friends!

cool person because they follow crippled grandfather on tiktok and instagram: do you follow crippledgrandfather on tiktok or instagram?

lame person because they don’t follow crippledgrandfather on tiktok or instagram : no because i’m lame

by crippledgrandfather February 20, 2021

Cripplize

To get mangled or to mangle someone else to the point of permanent bodily damage.

Please don't cripplize me mister, I'm old, but I still have some shit to live for.

by The Conjurer February 26, 2021

Cripple Piss

When you lay down flat in the back of the movie theater, and piss on the floor like a cripple.

It will drip down to the front of the theater and then you win.

I needed to piss while we were out watching "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" at the theater, but I didn't want to miss anything - I laid down and popped a quick cripple piss.

by BIG DAX March 6, 2021

Cripa

He don’t cheat, he faithful, and he’ll send 1000$ On the spot to his girl if she ask

Damn the guy cripa is so kind and real

by Chris Landazuri March 9, 2021

crip cuh

One who is both part of the crip and part cuh. A true hybrid. The crip cuh

Yooo check it out, he’s a crip cuh!

by thecripcuh March 21, 2021