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Texas Road Chili

To get butt fucked while driving and for them to shit on your dick and then stir it around with you dick and leave your dick inside of her to make it hot and moist.
Hey billy? Did you "Texas Road Chili " my daughter last night?
Yea she was only 4!
Aw hell yea you should have invited me to the party!
by Creditreport.com June 5, 2018
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Skillet chili

Somebody so basic that they resemble a simple skillet chili rendered over a stovetop.
"Look at that girl wearing UGGs who just walked in Starbucks ordering a carmel macchiato and taking a pic for Instagram, what a skillet chili.
by Dullpup May 21, 2018
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Chili

Chili’s are just another way of saying man boobs.
Person1: Hey, what do you call a fat man‘s pecks?
Person2: Chilis.
by Google🍫 July 5, 2019
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Chili dogged

When you take a poop on a womans chest then you proceed to tittie fuck her. The poop is the chili and you cock is the dog and her tits are the buns put all three together and you have a chili dog
Hey man I heard that you chili dogged that hooker you got last night
by Drudown86 November 7, 2019
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Cunt chili

When you shit in a woman's vagina and the next guy due up eats it out.
I left Brad a nice bowl of cunt chili last night running a train on Brandy
by Snappersnacker November 9, 2019
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Hot chili

Person 1: Yo man did you hear what happened to that lady on the news ?
Person 2: No what happened

Person 1: some hobo threw hot chili at her

Person 2: damn that sucks
by Soldier 85 November 16, 2019
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chili gimp

Noun.

Someone you invite to your Super Bowl party to partake in your wicked hot delicious chili with all the scotch bonnets and shit who says they don’t like spicy food so you tell them you also made a mild version but you give them the scotch bonnet shit and they complain and sweat and maybe lose their ability to hear stuff for like 40 minutes but you know they secretly loved it.
Martha said she’d have a bowl of chili if it wasn’t too spicy so I gave that chili gimp the hot shit.
by dougie shitmore November 17, 2019
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