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Chicago bears

A more entertaining football club than the New Orleans Saints (even if they lost the game).
The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
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Chicago sausage shuffle

When you jerk off 2 people while also taking it in every hole including eye and ear hole
Jack wanted to do a Chicago sausage shuffle but I said no
by Ecrotex March 14, 2021
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chicago knight

A goon who roams the streets around 3:00 am looking to start some bad shit that will hurt the community.
Yo that nigga ramen a Chicago knight, he no good.
by Mr. Love gee September 2, 2016
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Chicago

the best fucking city around, am i right or am i right.

we’ve got some bomb ass pizza (best pizza ever don’t @me)

we’ve got some dope as rappers. love ya chance.

fucking shameless that’s a great show. and Carl Gallagher can have my children.

we know how to throw a parade too. i mean st. patty’s day that shits a hit.

home to the cubs like cmon we all know everyone’s rootin for the cubbies.

you can’t tell me you don’t think our city skyline isn’t just perfect.

so yeah chicago’s the best city.
“so you’re from illinois

“no, i’m from chicago”

damn you’ve got some bomb ass pizza”

yeah i know
by yeah i’m dope April 9, 2018
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Chicago Steering Wheel

A steering wheel that has been used in an aggressive manner to honk at other drivers so often that it has begun to cave in or crack, mostly found in vehicles driven in large cities with dense traffic like Chicago, IL.
Kevin's car has a Chicago Steering Wheel, he should really learn how to drive less aggressively.
by User46724 February 15, 2024
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chicago rowing foundation

The best rowing team out there. The energy is so chaotic and crazy and our team is extremely close. our land days and erg tests will make you want to die. Novices wear too much team gear and varsity wears the unis, oakleys and visors. Our arch enemy is New Trier. The boys on both CRF and new tier team wear lots of spandex so girls have to keep their eyes up!! the one day we don’t have practice our team gets separation anxiety. The dock is COVERED in goose poop. Masters are also very intimidating as they stare at us carrying up boats. Coaches on the team are very strict and spooky but also extremely nice and caring. Regattas are so so fun and we all hang out in a tent. after practice we all go to dunkins and consume A LOT of chocolate milk, coffee and glazed donuts. in conclusion, crf is our family and lifestyle.
me: *complains abt crew*
anyone: then why dont u quit
me: bc chicago rowing foundation is my whole life.
by row girl shi October 21, 2019
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Chicago pay-off

The act of paying off a judge to drop a serious charge.
A Chicago pay-off is a corrupted way to get a case dropped.
by Slang Advisory Board March 26, 2019
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