Caveman Death Metal

a style of death or brutal death metal that's composed of simplistic and primitive tones, high distortion shredding guitars and guttural vocals, even more guttural than your average death metal bands, they resemble an actual caveman screaming into a cave. Some notable bands are 200 Stab Wounds, or Sanguisagabogg. Usually not even considered a style or subgenre by many, and more of a inside joke, or something made up by niche idiots in the extreme metal community.

Person 1; "Yo, I listen to caveman death metal bands"

Person 2; "The fuck is that?" *listening to Cannibal Corpse*
Person 1 *plays dissonant chords, guttural noises, and banging drums*
Person 2; "Oh, that shit brutal"

by Alexis P June 12, 2023

Cave Man Economics

When you would do anything, including taking a club to every person you know, to see top line revenue grow, even if it means eroding profitability and making no money.

Investors: Evan, what's with your financials lately? Revenue is exploding, but you're hemorrhaging cash faster than ever. Do you ever plan to turn a profit? Are you still reading that book on cave man economics?

Evan Spiegel: OOO OOO AHH AHH BIG NUMBER GOOD SMALL NUMBER BAD OOO OOO AHH AHH

by evan spiegel June 13, 2023

Caveman Cable

Sitting and watching a campfire.

Dude, it's getting dark. Let's grab a beer and watch some Caveman Cable.

by Griff the Impaler June 27, 2023

Cavemansplain

Verb
Cavemansplaining; Camemansplained

Using 3 or less words to explain what something is, why something exists or how something works. The absolute opposite of 'mansplain'. Usually accompanied by a grunt or shriek.

Let me cavemansplain this to you, so you can understand.

by Lumimatty August 10, 2023

caked their trunks

To back out of a stressful situation.

A few newbies were planning on surfing but saw that the waves were massive. A passerby on the beach came by and asking if they were going to surf, then a "friend" of the newbie surfers said "these two caked their trunks the second they saw the waves."

by chrispbaconass September 5, 2023

caledentrial

Caledentrial is a word used to describe something that happens from time to time (could refer to a person, event or sighting)

My cat vomited on the ground its quite caledentrial how she does this

by Ywkwjjw October 21, 2023

Face Cave

A mouth

Shut your face cave!

I can't wait to shovel this pad thai into my face cave.

by ThesauRoss April 29, 2010