Vietnamese Cannon

One person (male or female) gets into doggy style, then another person injects napalm into person one’s rectum. After prepped you light the rectum area on fire, creating gas from the napalm to build in the rectum and eventually explodes out the butthole like a cannon.

Henry: my butthole NEEDS some heat, you tryna Vietnamese cannon me??

Tyrone: absolutely, I love when it flies out your ass.

by Socrates_the_philosopher September 17, 2025

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Cat Cannon

A Cat Cannon is a creation in GDevelop that is absolutely genious.

That cat cannon shoots tons of cats

by Patriciagerdaobesitas June 2, 2023

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Milwaukee Cheese Cannon

A grotesquely legendary gastrointestinal event, triggered by consuming an obscene quantity of Wisconsin dairy—typically a cocktail of deep-fried cheese curds, Velveeta nachos, and lukewarm gas station string cheese.

Once internal pressure reaches critical mass, the “cheese cannon” fires from the posterior with such force, velocity, and dairy-rich viscosity that it leaves a trail of molten shame wherever it lands.

Known for its violent splatter radius, unholy aroma, and permanent emotional damage to anyone within 15 feet. Often accompanied by a war cry of “Go Pack GO!” and a complete loss of dignity.

⚠️ Not to be attempted without a hazmat suit and a priest on standby.

After three plates of loaded cheddar fries and a bucket of queso dip, Kyle let off a Milwaukee Cheese Cannon in the porta-potty at Lambeau.

by Pseudonymless name July 7, 2025

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