How much you are worth depending on the products that you have bought from China and the number of children that have lost their lives because of said products.
"Bro, I just bought this jacket from China for $20"
"Bro, your Chinese Market Value must be around 3 children now!"
"Bro, your Chinese Market Value must be around 3 children now!"
by CMV Inc. November 20, 2020
Love children from China. Since the implementation on one child policy there has been a steady rise of Chinese Love Children.
Oh, Chun Sen sai has too many Chinese love children... way to avoid government taxes while forcing these children into child labor. Classic China...
by Tronboy333 July 18, 2017
by Waylin May 09, 2015
When you are stuck 1 inch in your mom and your dad is 1 inch in you. You aren't able to exit to the sides, either you go deeper in your mom or go back and let your dad get deeper in you.
Mike: Hey are you ok, you look pretty shooken up pal.
John: No I'm not alright. I got stuck in a Chinese Incest Trap last night.
John: No I'm not alright. I got stuck in a Chinese Incest Trap last night.
by Moist Sperg July 09, 2020
Someone who sells you gold (illegally) in WOW or Diablo III. You give them Money and your password and then they transfer the gold to your account. A week later they hack back into your account and take all your stuff, and then sell it to the next poor sap, thus creating an infinite feedback loop.
by Budthestud May 01, 2013
when someone gets on top of you
holds you down by force
then....
open your eye by force and licks it/tounge fucks it
holds you down by force
then....
open your eye by force and licks it/tounge fucks it
by katwoman88 March 04, 2015
A retail sales term describing the act of avoiding the use of an actual vacuum sweeper and simply picking up any bits on the floor that can be seen with the naked eye, thus simulating a clean floor.
"This has been a long fucking day on the sales floor...I'm just gonna do a quick Chinese vacuum then go home!"
by chilly_dawg September 11, 2009