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cunt basket

A useless person, can be a man or a woman. Also an aggravating person who is working your last nerve.

This word works also works well if you are in a drunken or stoned state. First came into use around 1996 by two guys who were stoned out of their minds on pot.
Dude, don't be a cunt basket. Pass me the bong, man!

How dare that cunt basket cut me off on the freeway!
by KurtB June 29, 2009
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white guy to basketball ratio

There is only 1 basketball in play during a basketball game. If a team has more white players on the court than there are basketballs in play that team has a greater chance of loosing the game. The ratio should be at most 1 to 1 and ideally 0 to 1 (no white guys to one basketball). This is not a 100% guarantee just a good rule of thumb.
Most pro & college basketball teams have very few white guys and infrequently play more than 1 at a time. They almost never violate the white guy to basketball ratio rule.
by namenotusedb4 December 5, 2009
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Basketball

Basketball

The only American sport which has managed to catch on almost everywhere on Earth, due to the absence of gayness, obesity, laziness and stupidity among athletes and fans which characterise other American sports.

Actually the only sport which can claim to be a true American sport, being the only mainstream sport to have its roots in the US.

Due to the presence of dribbling, individual creativity and a general emphasis on skilful play and not brainless muscle, as found in international sports like Football(soccer), Rugby, Hockey etc. Basketball has spread around the world and is truly loved everywhere, even though it may not have supplanted the afore-mentioned sports.

These attributes, however, are what alienate brainless, know-nothing, ADD-wracked Americans who claim to be sports fans, making it only third in popularity in America, behind American Fatball and Boreball.

Hoops Kobe Bryant Cross-over Three-pointer Michael Jordan
Basketball is a high-scoring sport.
Kobe Bryant Michael Jordan hoops Ray Allen LeBron James
by TheYellowandGreenofMancunia August 12, 2010
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Basking

When one unknowingly indulges in a "fly-catching" slanted facial expression involving an open jaw; Normally expressing the ugliest, grotesque face that a human being can possibly portray.
Joe: Hey Ryan, Check out Michael Arnold.
Ryan: Is he basking again?
Joe: Yes, but this time it's like a Ultra-bask
Ryan: He needs to staple his mouth closed
by Ryan Ft. Joe January 29, 2009
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Basketballing

When your having sex with a girl in the missionary position and she starts patting your bum cheek with one hand in an effort to make you go harder and faster. If she uses two hands then its commonly referred to as "double basketballing".
I was doing my thing all slow and sexy and she started "basketballing" me. I ignored it and then she started the "double basketballing" me into action. Fair enough.
by mikeygold November 18, 2011
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man basket

used to explain all the men one person is dating at the same time.
My man basket is overflowing.

I need to empty him out of the man basket.
by Slym 5000 February 15, 2007
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Fish Basket

Slang: Term used by gay men for women. May be used as an adjective or a noun. Synonym: fish taco
Adj. She's such a fish basket!

Noun. Way to go fish basket!
by motob March 28, 2009
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