a guy that breaks up with you because he can't handle your independence and then still calls you to try to tell you what to do and makes you feel bad for being single and having a life
BOB "Let me talk to him. I know he's at that party with you."
ME "No, your not going to talk to him. You're such a controlling ex-boyfriend."
ME "No, your not going to talk to him. You're such a controlling ex-boyfriend."
by thisisu October 16, 2005
Get the controlling ex-boyfriend mug.When your boyfriend is a loser and doesn't have a job so you set aside a couple hundred a month to give him
Haley- "What are you doing with those hundos"
Claire- "It's my boyfriend money! Ya know the money I set aside so he doesn't have to live on the streets!?"
Claire- "It's my boyfriend money! Ya know the money I set aside so he doesn't have to live on the streets!?"
by apple201 November 28, 2014
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by Monkeybeer June 30, 2008
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Get the boyfriend mug.A guy you meet at a concert or music festival that you dance (or whatever) with for one song or even the whole time you're there. Usually you pick a guy you've never seen and will probably never see again. Sometimes relationships or friendships can form. Sometimes this is more like a one night (concert) stand situation.
(At a concert)
Girl 1: Anyone see any potential concert boyfriends?
Girl 2: Right over there, I've never seen them around here lets go see if they want to be our boyfriends for tonight.
Girl 1: I like the brunette, maybe I'll even give him my number.
Girl 1: Anyone see any potential concert boyfriends?
Girl 2: Right over there, I've never seen them around here lets go see if they want to be our boyfriends for tonight.
Girl 1: I like the brunette, maybe I'll even give him my number.
by Alifroyaknow October 13, 2013
Get the concert boyfriend mug.A giant cock-block; his whole goal in life is to dangle a well desired girl in front of many guys faces.
by Sam August 8, 2006
Get the boyfriend mug.A crazy bitch who hates you because her man picked you over her. She continually gets involved with your relationship and is just generally crazy.
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