brown eye blind

The craftful art of taking cream cheese an inserting it cold into ones anus and let it melt. At that point you take an exploding shit on your partners anus covering the "brown eye" with a milky white film.

Frequently used on bagels as a spread after coitus

This is also known as the "birds eye" due to the similarity to bird shit.

I taught her a lesson by giving her the brown eye blind, then i made a bagel!

by brianssmithsmom May 18, 2010

blind carl

a blind carl is when you shit on someones eyes and stick your dick in their mouth.

In order to survive prison, ethan had to become quite adept at executing a "blind carl" at a moments notice.

by mike February 18, 2005

Snow Blindness

When a nonwhite person gets so distracted by attraction to white people they don't even realize the person in question is not, in fact, attractive.

Krystal has snow blindness. That white guy wasn't even cute

by LibitS April 11, 2017

third eye blind

the act of a guy sleeping with anything that walks ugly or not

that guy must be third eye blind cuz he goes hogging alot

by edmond April 21, 2005

Blind Dub Zero

This is a legal move in Oxon Hill Spades where you can not only play a hand blind for zero books, but you can also double it.

"Don't give me that look, cock-gobbler. I said I want to go blind dub zero and you're gonna write that shit down right now before I stomp you out, steal your slurpee and throw you in the road for three different cars to run over."

by Ultimastrike October 17, 2004

Third EYE Blind

When your showering with your signifigant other or fuckbag...while shes got her back turned too you, grab a hand full of shampoo or soap. Get your fuckstick lathered up real well, drop the bar of soap in front of her. So when she goes too pick it up, you jam your prick inside her balloon knot. Leaving a , stinging, burning sensation in her butthole . Hence " Third eye Blind "

Samantha was out shopping at the grocery store, when she goes too grab a box of fruit loops from the bottom shelf. To her surprise, she feels a burn. Billy the box boy, give's her the ole " third eye blind ". cleanup in aisle 3, cleanup in aisle 3

by jaibone8 October 30, 2010

blind jew

When you cum in the eyes of your partner then shove them in the oven.

Yeah man, she was getting too annoying. I had to blind Jew her

by Boinkdoink August 19, 2017