eat the bird

Used as an expression to accompany giving someone the finger, telling him or her to literally consume it; therefore, you are in essence symbolically telling the person to suck dick.

This was used to great effect in John Waters' film "Pink Flamingos."

"Eat the bird, bitch!" (from the aforementioned film)

Jim: If this party isn't fun, I'm gonna be pissed.
Tim: Shut up, Jim.
Kim: Yeah, Jim. Eat the bird.

by spike bradley August 8, 2009

Flappy bird

Piece of shit game that fucking got fucking pulled of the fucking market on the fucking phone because the creator, Satan, got too many death threats because of this stupid fucking flappy piece of flappy shit. He has no legs and is just a fucking legless fucking piece of shit who is addicted to pipes. There are far too many remakes of this game.

Mick "yo bitch you got that bitchy bitch ass game flappy bird, I hate it bitch."
Dave "nope. much frustrating, I have the remake of it, Farting Panda"
Mick "Life is a bitchy ass bitch!"

by derpymcconquerer April 9, 2014

ghetto bird

a police helicopter (usually in urban areas) trying to catch a criminal.

Saw a ghetto bird with numbers on the bottom, callin all cars I think we got 'em !

by BigSloMo May 9, 2006

sick bird

phrase used to decribe something overly incredible

syn: awesome, cool, wicked

Did you see him do that jump? It was totally sick bird

by the fonz April 6, 2005

the birds and the bees

slang term used often by parents to explain sex. the bee is the male becuase of his stinger (being the males penis) and the bird is the woman getting stung (or fucked).

I told Sarah today about the birds and the bees. But she still dosnt understand sex.

by Sex Ed. Teacher October 7, 2003

Nigga Bird

An Afro-American; most often homeless or ghetto who perches outside a place of business begging for change or selling small trinkets found in the dumpster.

Cashier:That homeless man is outside the store again.
Business Owner: I'm bout to charge that Nigga Bird a perchin fee.

by BLOSH March 8, 2009

Bird Box

To perform a task or activity while having your vision impaired.

It was raining so hard that I basically had to bird box my way home.

I lost my glasses now I wearing my old script and bird box everything until I can get a new pair.

by Cheshirecat808 December 31, 2018