911 there's someone in my bed

When you are scared of the person in your bed so you call 911,

everyone think you meant house

nope

you're just scared of the person in your bed fam,

or you're just a virgin.

"911 whats your emergency"

"911 there's someone in my bed"

"There was a break in?"

"There's someone in my bed"

"Should I send someone?"

*hangs up*

by im a very person so yeah January 21, 2021

Getting the oxen out of my bed

An excuse to get someone to shut up.

"Hey how was your day?"
"Sorry, I'm getting the oxen out of my bed."
"Oh, alright."

by boopsnoop August 6, 2021

The sound your mom makes in bed

When your father and mother have a sexual intercourse.

The sound your mom makes in bed:
Mom: AhhhhHhhHh~
Dad: Ngh~
Mom: OH YEAH DADDY~
Dad: You like that~
Mom: Yes~ Daddy~ Harder~
Dad: You look so hot right now~
Mom: AhHH~
Dad: *cums*

by Big.Brain.Loser May 10, 2022

left on read, left your bed

As we know, being left on read is when someone reads your text/email/etc and does not reply. Therefore, "left on read, left your bed" means if a potential sexual partner does this, you will never allow them access to your body for sexual purposes, because they lack manners, so they can lack your sexual energy as well.

Left on read, left your bed

He left me on read then hit me up 3 months later at 3AM with a "you up?". Denied! Left on read, left your bed! That's sucka shii.

by Black Homo May 29, 2022

nope. not today im going back to bed.

having to get up and socialize but wanting to go back to bed, choosing not to socialize.

person 1: "yo dude!"

person 2: "nope. not today im going back to bed."

person 1: "oh- okay then-"

by meadow_spirittt November 6, 2023

now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.

hermione granger - the philosophers stone

"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley

by hermione p October 12, 2023

lesbian bed death

a punk, gothic, sleaze band from Stoke on Trent in England. 'I Use My Powers For Evil' is the band's 1st album.
Band Members include : Luci4, Mr Peach, Magic Andy, Chuckmaster C, Stigmata and The Gimp.
More information on the band Lesbian Bed Death can be found at www.lesbianbeddeath.net

'I went to a Lesbian Bed Death gig last week and they really blew me away..This Band Rocks'

by Danielle Shields September 24, 2006