crying british

When a British person starts crying while talking and chokes on their accent and it becomes a high-pitched incomprehensible series of cry talk sounds.

"Heard that new song from Bastille?"
"Yeah he's totally crying british!"

by AlsoNotAWord December 22, 2018

British Hotdog

The sexual act of having anal sex with a man/woman, then forcing your hand within their rectum (with your penis still inserted) then tossing yourself off to completion.

Honey, can we try a British Hotdog tonight?

by L1ttle J1mmy May 2, 2018

British Teacup

Rehan Akhtar

It’s rehan because he’s a british teacup

by Fjionde September 15, 2021

British Brew

When British lovers brew their favorite tea and use it as lubricant for handjobs, sex, etc.

- How'd sex go with that British girl you met?

- Bro she taught me how to British Brew, and it was nasty. They sure do live their tea.

by The_Tru_Baller May 20, 2015

The Great British Teaparty

The Great British Teaparty is a gang or thug activity ranging around 3-10 people. These people go up to the conscious or unconscious person and each teabag them. This ritual usually lasts until the victim has died of suffocation.

Person 1 (Peter) Bro Joe this guy just Teabagged me.
Person 2 (Joe) Alright i'll be getting the squad to do The Great British Teaparty to him.

by manofmanytitles December 28, 2022

gay british sex

being pussy_destroyer401's #1 fan (aka me)

"owo define gay british sex"
"grrr it has no definition"
"you know what, i'll make my own"
"wow I love gay british sex"

by the 28th amendment March 26, 2023

british ten

A British person, usually female, who is considered a 10/10 on the attractiveness scale in the UK, but would be considered a 6/10 at best anywhere else in the world.

Many prime examples may be found in the UK edition of the reality series "Love Island"

Andy: "That girl is so hot"
Jake: "Nah, she's just a british ten"

by ShortForDick August 22, 2024