Little Bastard

A Little Bastard is occasionally used instead of Crotch Goblin
by Yeeter90000000 April 05, 2020
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alien bastard

A complete cunt who is completely different from anyone you have ever met before.
Shit, that new kids a total alien bastard.
by ' Dan .. November 10, 2007
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bastard-flop

Alternative to dick-flop. A bastard-flop is a terminal bastard who flops about, like he or she ones you.
<GUY1> That she-male, ass-fudgin' bastard-flop just gave me 5 Dollars! She ain't so bad!
<GUY2> *Loads gun*
<GUY1> WTF?????///
<GUY2> *Shoots GUY1*
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003
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crappy bastard

1.) My boyfriend when he's playing a video game and he hits me when i'm down...lol...
2.) Cheater
3.)Someone who rigs the deck before playing poker.
4.) George Bush
1.)You crappy bastard!
2.)Why did you do that you crappy bastard!
3.)We can't trust you because you are a crappy bastard.
4.)Why is a crappy bastard running the country?
by cherry February 28, 2004
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slippery bastard

Lyle Brown. The most greasy person Alive
by Nickdolte August 01, 2017
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inbread bastard

A child of unmarried parents that are also related. Could typically be brought on by rape of a younger family member.
An eleven or twelve year old woman from the redneck-ghetto was brutally raped by her own uncle and got pregnant with a daughter that she had to give up for adoption to a loving and devoted mother that agreed to an open adoption, where the child had no secrets kept from her or lies told except for the biggest secret of all: The way in which she was conceived. An incest rape baby is an "inbread bastard".
by Blonde Knowledge Harvester November 14, 2013
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Bastard of Soldiers

A quantity. Like a gaggle of geese, or a school of fish. When multiple soldiers (4 or more) congregate together in the same area, they form a social group known as a Bastard.

A bastard does not have a distinct size or number of soldiers within it. Separate individual bastards in near proximity to each other may eventually merge into a larger, more powerful bastard.
"Go over to that bastard of soldiers and get one of them knuckleheads for me."
by KilleR R0b0T February 16, 2010
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