August 22nd

National sneak out day

Sister:What are you doing?
Me:I’m sneaking out, it’s august 22nd!

by NotRose🌹 August 22, 2022

24th of august

the 24th of august is pretend to be emo day

friend- its the 24th of august today
me- im so emo

friend- same

by Slaybaddiequeen August 23, 2022

August 23rd

National send your boyfriend seggsy pics day. (Much worth it)

“Dude!! It’s August 23rd !! My girl is gonna send some fire pictures”

by Supreme69sexy August 23, 2022

august 29th

give Ben head day

‘what day is it today Ben?’
‘it’s august 29th’
‘alright whip it out’

by eyheheh August 29, 2022

august 23

kiss the birthday boy🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐

birthday boy: its my birthday, august 23
side hoe 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, and 13: "commere big boy!!!!!!"

by suck my balls 69 plus chiara May 11, 2022

August 13th

people born on august 13th have massive dicks

John: "Ben, is your birthday August 13th?"
Ben: "Yes John."
John: "You must have a massive dick!"

by notnorton May 22, 2022

Carl August

An awful person and a real dumass. He is like your trash

Carl August is dum

by bin osama May 31, 2022