Asshole personality

An asshole personality is when you make people cry for no reason

An asshole personality is when you ruin something good for someone just because you're jealous

An asshole personality is when you give 0 fucks about anyone else, their feelings, or anyone emotions

An asshole personality is when you are just like a normal asshole but 100 times worse

"You ruined my relationship!" "Why, why did you do that?!?!?"

"Idk because I was bored"
You have such an asshole personality!"

by You dont need to know, Okay? October 15, 2020

asshole andy

The guy next to you.

Asshole Andy on the bed

by Chodemaster. July 25, 2017

Trojan asshole

A trojan asshole is basically when you fuck someone so hard up the ass that the asshole just stays open and they cant tense it or anything

"Hey did you hear that polly got a trojan asshole from haz last night?"
"Yeah she did a shit in science and it slid right out! She just couldnt hold it in!"

by Lil_birdman November 20, 2018

Chutney asshole

The asshole of a gay man that if he farts will produce semen, shit and vaseline. Also apparently what people called Nathan have.

Alex - Damn look at Nathan with his chutney asshole

by RaccoonBandit November 20, 2020

snarky asshole

a person who is to corky and rude to notice others. he or she is a total brat and is 100% selfish and does not consider others no one likes a snarky asshole

look he's being such a snarky asshole to that cashier

by The.alien.queen678 August 9, 2016

closet asshole

Someone who seems like a decent person in public but, when given the opportunity, says/does despicable things.

Jenny: Wow, Craig seemed so nice... then I looked him up on Facebook and saw all his mysoginist rude posts. What a closet asshole!

by allejoisthebest July 22, 2016

Asshole Moses

When you are driving through a parking lot and cars are backing out on both sides, you honk your horn and drive fast through the middle, parting the cars.

In a crowded college parking lot, Cindy parted the cars like an Asshole Moses to quickly go home.

by 20stalks November 22, 2013