Skip to main content

Al Mawakeb School

Al Mawakeb Barsha is the shittiest school on earth. its teachers suck and all students will stab you in the back for their own good. all girls are thots from grade 6 to 12 and boys will f-up your feelings. at the end of the day, you will see middle-schoolers making out with high-schoolers, kids juuling, and teens exchanging numbers.
person 1: hey, what school do you go to again?
person 2: the shittiest school ever.
person 1: must be Al Mawakeb because Al Mawakeb School is the worst fucking school ever
person 2: correct. Al Mawakeb School is the worst.
by weatdaclub November 23, 2019
mugGet the Al Mawakeb Schoolmug.

Al Gorn

(noun)
Academic material concerning climate change and/or global warming that is read or watched in place of pornography to become aroused.
Susy and I decided to spice up our sex life with a little Al Gorn.

Jeff is such a hipster... I bet all he watches to get off is Al Gorn.
by pbraeuer March 30, 2011
mugGet the Al Gornmug.

Al Gore

A person who acts in contradiction to his stated beliefs or feelings and/or their own brainwashing campaign.

See also "Fuckhead, fucktard, fuckwad, Bono, Bill Maher"
There's a couple grand in their savings account, so Billy decided he would 'Al Gore' the situation, and tell his wife the water heater was overheating and using too much gas, so he had to drain the savings account to remedy the situation.

He was actually doing his wife a favor by keeping her from the inconvenient truth that he'd actually be using the cash on strippers and booze.
by bug-eyez November 23, 2011
mugGet the Al Goremug.

Al Gore Shower

To take a shower with another person. The perceived intention is to appear environmentally friendly by trying to save water, while the true intention is to have shower sex.
What a great run Sarah! Why don't you just shower at my place? We make it an Al Gore shower. The savings on my water bill with be off the hook!
by SpoiledKing February 6, 2010
mugGet the Al Gore Showermug.

al gray weight

during workouts when you dont want to go full out you can just go al grey weight usually 50-100lbs less that your normal routine
dude, i jacked it four times last night, and my arm is tired. i'll just go al gray weight today.
by Ethan Potter February 26, 2008
mugGet the al gray weightmug.

Al Qaeda Pillowcase

The act of terrorizing your sexual partner by farting in a pillowcase and covering their head with it during sex. If done correctly the subject will dry heave, causing them to convulse.
by Just Twan April 26, 2011
mugGet the Al Qaeda Pillowcasemug.

Al Roker weed

Stuff that'll get you so high that everyone's face start to look like Al Roker.
Man, I was on some Al Roker weed last night. It totally messed me up, you gotta try it!
by maz-o October 13, 2010
mugGet the Al Roker weedmug.

Share this definition