the day after tomorrow effect

When you are looking up the weather is going to be like in the following days and the weather in 2 days surprises you.

Person a: 'Damn dude, it's going to be extremely cold in 2 days'
Person b: 'Sounds like the movie "the day after tomorrow"'
Person c: 'That's the "the day after tomorrow effect"'

by getpo.st June 29, 2019

Maybe after the quarantine

An easy way out of rejecting someone

him: hey, you seem pretty chill, wanna go out some time?
her: maybe after the quarantine, lol

by MTVFuckBoy October 14, 2020

After Care Swiftplay

A swiftplay you queue in the game Valorant treated as an aftercare to controlling your duo's Lovense and participate in pillow talk.

I controlled Sage's Lovense then we queued an After Care Swiftplay.

by kittenxouwu March 18, 2024

after nap sleepiness

The feeling of being tired after a long nap

I have after nap sleepiness and I want to lay down and go back to sleep

by Goatcheese9 February 4, 2024

after sesh

Said of that very moment, way after you hit plateau, when you are incapable to interact with the world and you are basically another piece of furniture of the room you have been dwelling for the last ten hours.

Skunky ataraxia induced by shit tons of narcotics

fuck this fucking field... there is no way you can possibly use the this substantive phrase in a fucking sentence without embarrassing yourself.
Try ket and then you'll feel it in your flesh

"after sesh" you happy? cunt

by i will yeah September 4, 2017

After

No I want to hear it after. I want to hear you say it after.

Hym "Yeah say that after. You're only doing it because you think you won't be affected by the consequences. I can guarantee your answer will change. And the parents you're speaking for aren't going to agree."

by Hym Iam July 29, 2024

after-market items

Refers to da usually-overpriced crappy-a** merchandise dat remains unsold subsequent to a gala celebration, holiday-bash, or other one-time/seasonal sales-event; said goodies can often be had for very little or even free, if said products' vendors were just going to toss it in da dumpster or have already done so.

You can often pick up after-market items for next to nothing if they have "gone stale", either because they are actually perishable goods and thus are starting to no longer be saleable after the sales-event is over, or because they are season/event/holiday-related (such as spring-gardening accessories, Independence-Day ephemera, personalized wedding-trinkets, Valentine's Day candy, etc.) and therefore would no longer be of interest to most buyers. If you know a creative way to make use of said sundries, however --- like if you can chop up flashy decorations to use as glitter, re-label imprinted items to use for another purpose, pass out random items as party-favors to open-minded/good-humored folks who don't mind the "invalid-to-the-event" nature of said baubles, etc. --- then by al means, knock yourself out... just be careful that you don't allow said gleeful foraging turn into a free-food fiasco, whereby you gluttonously gorge yourself on all kinds of refined/sugary/salty crap that's been discarded, and which therefore is indeed totally "up for grabs" but would not be healthy to consume in large quantities, especially if you are on a diet to lose weight or otherwise needing to watch your calorie/carb/sodium-intake.

by QuacksO August 13, 2019