About A Week Ago

1. The approximate length in time necessary for an individual to acknowledge/realize a specific activity or event before all persons within hearing proximity repeat the phrase and spontaneously break into "shmoney" aka the "shmoney dance" (varying levels of proficiency in the shmoney dance result in ~90% failure rate/looking like a scrub). Not recommended for those of European descent (honkeys).
2. A period in time (about a week ago) when Mitch dropped a body.

Hingle: My grandma died recently...
McCringleberry: Oh wow I'm so sorry when did she pass?
Hingle: About a week ago...

McCringleberry: What?

Hingle and McCringleberry: ABOUT A WEEK AGO *break into shmoney*

by HADOZEN April 1, 2016

“I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”

One of the greatest quotes to ever come out of Jimmy Neutron.

Hugh once said: “I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”
*earrape ymca music starts playing*

by S/he’s just a friend January 14, 2022

talk to a man about a horse

A more polite method of informing people you have to go number two.

Excuse me for a minute, I need to go talk to a man about a horse.

by asixe April 23, 2006

Chicago a.k.a. Chi-Town

the best city ever hometown of President Barack Obama and deep dish pizza City in Illionois

Chicago a.k.a. Chi-Town = the best

Some people even think its the capital....

by IceBear98 December 13, 2010

A hard andrew

a hard andrew is another name for a boner erection stiffy woody, etc. it is commonly used throughout the tualatin private school in oregon

o crap that girl just showed her huge tits im getting a hard andrew.

dang look at her bend over, frick got a hard andrew

by BJ milk June 9, 2008

h.a.k.a.s

Have a kick ass summer

by Anonymous June 13, 2003

pull a d'ariano

To show up uninvited to a place or event, even if you are actually wanted at said place or event. Pulling a D'Ariano can be intentional or unintentional.

We forgot to invite Matt, but he pulled a D'Ariano anyway, so it was all good.

Let's pull a D'Ariano and hit the swings.

by ckhan09 May 30, 2009