jitter hump

The motion of deliriously entertaining yet unsatisfying sex performed by a female who knows absolutely nothing about sex or pleasure who is trying to please her "PARTNER" and physically CAN NOT

Man my cumdumpster of a so called girlfriend tried to jitter hump me last night and put herself in the hospital when it went wrong

by Irishbeast69 June 14, 2022

stump humping

Is when you drill a hole into a stump and use that hole for sexual purposes

Dave: I went on a camping trip with Trevor and I'm pretty sure we went stump humping

by PenguinFlyer November 30, 2015

Tickley Steel Hump

The thrust of an angry man during sexual infercourse while he is shouting "I am Iron man" and the other person involved is laughing.

"Hey Naomi, want to come round mine for a tickley steel hump?"

by XxCoolKidxX69 February 3, 2017

Dry hump week

It’s national Dry Hump week find a girl you don’t be a square. The first week of October.

It’s to find a female and Dry Hump on Dry hump week

by I love life and October 1, 2019

goggle hump monkey

A person who thinks they look like Amy Whinehouse and is very lazy and idle. Some think the goggle hump monkey is very man like

Goggle hump monkeys are usually found in Urban areas. One is known to be lurking in the United Kingdom in a town called Bristol. It has yet to have been photographed.

by 6moley9 June 20, 2008

Hump

Prison term for a non filtered camal cigarette

I was kicking back enjoying a hump.

by ERICWRIGHT075 November 5, 2021

Dry Hump

A sexual term when a man or woman grinds up against a object or person.

In reference to a form of : sex act
Like when a man or boy grab a female from behind in a bear hug then has dry sex with her she being unwillingly , involved.

Or at any public schools when teenagers grab a girl or girls and dry humps her 3 min ect.
A sex act - type of trespassing assualt .

Dry Hump : The woman said "he grind up against her on the city bus".
It's called- Dry Sex / Dry Humping

by House of Yahweh July 24, 2023