National dry hump day

National dry hump day when you go to anybody n hump them

Omg it national dry hump day

by tinylol April 11, 2019

sandman hump

When you use rohypnol on someone then fuck them and take a selfie with them.

"Your going to be arrested sandman humping"

by The dolphin lover May 12, 2016

pre hump day

Pre-Hump day is the Tuesday preceding a Wednesday the actual hump day, it is the foreplay day.

Matt met Jessica on Tinder Tuesday and attempted to solidify a date for hump day by coming up with the notion that a pre hump day existed.

by Mayhematty January 23, 2018

Hump and Dump

A way to have sex without attaching feelings, often a one night stand with “no concequences” the dumper has no firtyer relations with the dumpee

Hey Oliver, how did your date go with Veronica?

Oliver: she just gave a hump and dump

by 😂bitchin! November 9, 2017

hump-et

Some one you want to hump but yet not be seen with in public.

George Bush now i would like to hump-et him!

by Rhidan Mercexerman January 19, 2010

piss humping

seizuring to the point of pissing yourself

I looked at a strobe light and started piss humping myself

by Jamie Mosshart August 24, 2010

hump attic

a person who will hump ANYTHING

HUSBAND; wow we just wanted to take a walk BUT theres so many hump attics humping random shit along with my wife
WIFE; im humping a chair fuck walks

by me duh44 October 16, 2023