Candy-Ass

A college Football player (usually a quarterback) who chooses to transfer to a new school when he loses the starting job. Rather than support his team in a backup role, like a real team player, he quits and/or transfers...thinking only of himself.

Kelly Bryant had a chance to win a national title at Clemson, but he acted like a Candy-Ass instead and quit on his team rather than play as a back up quarterback

by BM T-ray September 1, 2019

candy miner

A person of exacting quality who inconsiderately fingers the entire candy dish only to pick out all of the obvious best candies.

Dude, why is there only fucking lemon left? Why do you have to be a candy miner?

by candydude123 February 20, 2018

Candy panda

A big, burly, mixed race, gay man that eats ass in exchange for sugary treats.

I think my dad is a candy panda. No. I know my dad is a candy panda.

by Dick Shuttlecock May 29, 2019

pipe candy

Crack

I went to get some weed , but that fool tried to sell me some pipe candy. I said HELL NAH!

by Bandit 0069 June 9, 2017

candy mami

the female version of a sugar daddy

"She is my candy mami."

by radatad September 6, 2016

Candy corn

Another word for cocaine

"I still might sell candy corn to the skeletons"

by Lawdjesus September 18, 2019

Wallet Candy

A condom conveniently carried inside a man's wallet

Bro! Do you have any wallet candy?! My girl and I are hanging out tonight!

by punterm49 February 8, 2015