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Candy Dealer

A Candy Dealer is a horny guy that does anything for candy but mostly blowjobs and stuff like that.
Guy: I am gay and need a blowjob but got no money only candy
Guy's friend: I know a candy dealer
by Tommaso the cockmoster August 29, 2017
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carnage candy

The excessive gore and violence on tv, in the movies and covered in media. Also referred to as torture porn. carnage, murder, torture, death, torture porn, horror movies, monsters, maniacs, blood, flesh, mass shootings, stab, shoot, gun, knife, killer
I’m not a fan of the movies in the 2000s because there was too much carnage candy for me. I agree John.
by joecoolthefool October 14, 2018
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Maple Candy

An attractive Canadian walks into a bar in L.A.: American: "Hey, look at that Maple Candy"
by Maple Candy Gaming October 22, 2018
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Devils Candy

Something that is so enticing that it makes you do it way to much. Over eating or Over stimulating yourself. Something that will cause you to become obsessed and consume too much of it cause it seems like it's so good.
Chocolate and TV late at night is the Devils Candy
by SEAL June 20, 2018
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Room candy

Candy kept in your bedroom for when a craving hits.
Jackson wanted to buy more room candy, his Halloween candy was gone and he’d had a craving.
by Not Jackson January 30, 2019
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candy rock

Rock that entertains goth girls.
“Do you listen to Andy black?”

“No, it’s candy rock fuck that.”
by Theoldman February 9, 2019
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Candy Popper

Candy Popper, where you or your partner spreads open your vagina fills it up with popping candy then licks the inside. Often used to describe a fetish.
"I know Jerry, he's a good Candy Popper."
"Joseph! You Candy Popper!"
"lmao have you tried the candy Popper"
by ThatKidBra June 5, 2018
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