dead banana

Unlike whiskey dick you can get it up but it won't go down and there's no sensation because of the amount of booze you have drank. The type of erection you can pork with for hours

Julia- I think I have had enough Ron

Ron- It won't go down I have a dead banana

by Sike mcott June 11, 2014

banana cabin

Slang for vagina.

Janie's banana cabin has been unoccupied for months.

by aae. July 24, 2019

banana booger

The stringy shit left on a peeled banana.

Even monkeys hate banana boogers.

by poifull June 19, 2020

banana wednesday

the first sunday of every month

grace: do you wanna hang out?
nina: i can’t, i have to eat bananas
grace: but it’s sunday
nina: the first sunday of every month is banana wednesday

by jeffbezos July 1, 2021

Banana Hat

A slang word used to refer to a condom. Usually refers to a condom which is a complete spoof or is ridiculously short. Can be found in cheap thrift stores around China and in your uncle's sock drawer.

Fuckboy 1: Hey bro, I pegged this girl I met in a bar last night in the ass. It was the most wonderful anal sex I've ever had.
Fuckboy 2: Man, I got drunk and did the same to some random bitch off the street. It turns out, I got a banana hat instead of an actual working condom. Now she's fucking preganant.
Fuckboy 1: That's why you always go anal. No banana hats to worry about.

by GoingInDry August 14, 2019

Banana Stuffer

when you put a condom on a banana and mash it and then freeze it and use it as a dildo

girl) i just made a banana stuffer
boy) ew

by Jerome steven December 6, 2016

Rusty banana

Having sex with someone on their period and then not washing off for days. The blood then oxidizes and creates a rusty film on said dick.

Oh dear God, did you hear about Jeremy? He had sex with a girl on her period three days ago, hadn't showered and now has a rusty banana.

by Definitely not Selena February 8, 2021