Woke

By using this word, you surpass all logic and immediately win any political argument.

Person 1: And that is why I think slavery was bad.
Person 2: Oh yeah, well you're woke!
Person 1: *shrivels up and dies*

by O' Chungus January 22, 2024

I woke up Chris Breezy

This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.

Woman: "You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"

Man: "I woke up Chris breezy!"

Woman: Afraid

by Sexyserpentine February 13, 2024

Woke

Past tense of Wake (v.)

Me : Got up and woke and boke already this morning. Time to go back to play PS4 in bed.

by Grahamster September 17, 2017

Woke

1.) A catchphrase used for decades (often as a joke) in the African American community when spotlighting examples of veiled racism hidden in social margins.

2.) Around 2016, in a blatant display of absolute racial arrogance, the word was appropriated by conservatives to be used as a pejorative term for the general support of racial equality and inclusion.

1.) “Pretextual stops and ‘Terry Frisks’ laws are all about letting cops stop and harass young black men. Stay woke!”

2.) “I’m so sick of Woke Hollywood making more and more movies with blacks and female actors!”

by ChefJPB May 10, 2021

WOKE SLAPS

Dat nigga

Friend: Who is “Woke Slaps”
Me: Dat nigga

by Wokeslaps July 10, 2019

Go Woke

You better not me talking about ME going woke!

Hym "I didn't 'Go Woke!' You motherfuckers went woke! You're canceling the tranny and by extension fucking with my beer of choice. You tried to hoist me on my own petard because you thought you were clever. Meatball Ron is over there banning a show the might be a subsidiarity element of my thing. You went FULL woke overnight on Oct 8th. I'm not the fucking woke one here. You politics idiot have literally 1 move. Uno reverse all the way. You're just doing now the shit THEY were doing UP UNTIL now. My consistency is unparalleled. You want and are trying to leverage my situation to get me to do Jordan's work-salesmen nonsense. And the situation itself is wrong (on it's face) under the auspices of your purported 'values.' You fucking charlatans. Each and every one of you."

by Hym Iam January 9, 2024

woke

delusional projection of self-righteousness

She was proud of being woke until i explained her hypocrisy.

by xphnctre March 18, 2023