soup wizard

Someone who is completely worthless and is still a virgin. He also is avoided by everyone and has no friends.

"Hey, you see Daniel over there. I hear he is a Soup Wizard. We should stay away from him.

by Wizard Killer November 7, 2015

Tax Wizard

To magically live a jet set lifestyle whilst avoiding tax payments

Jeez Steve, loving the new super yacht u tax wizard

by Snideytown February 2, 2021

Beer Wizard

The designated person/persons at a frat party who monitors and distributes the beer to party goers (sometimes from behind a pedestal). Usually that asshole who asks "who do you know here?".

"The beer wizard asked me what the Capitol of North Carolina was and I couldn't think of it! No beer for me."

"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."

by broooomswuad April 17, 2015

Wizard

An all knowing wise Realtor of the highest power. The wizard is to be respected and bowed down to. The wizard can read minds but prefers not to. The wizard trumps all. Anyone disrespecting the wizard shall be black listed 'til the end of eternity.

My offer was never responded to, I contacted the wizard, Rob Bunis, and was disrespectful, now no one will approve my showings.

by Hardwork&determination January 3, 2022

high school wizard

A person who bolts to their next class, pretends to be a nice person but really isn't, only takes easy classes, and is usually antisocial, but not in an Introverted way. Also is obsessed with Clash Royale and sits outside during lunch.

Person 1: Yo have you heard of Conor?
Person 2: Yea, he's such a high school wizard

by Not_a_Overwatch_Weeaboo March 3, 2018

Wizard Staffs

A beer drinking game where the players wear a Snuggie as a "cloak" and a roll of duct tape around their wrist. As the players keep drinking, each new beer is taped to the top of their ongoing "staff", and the beer must be drank as such. The first to make a staff equal to their height wins, but only by screaming, "you shall not pass!"

I kicked ass last night at Wizard Staffs.

Have you seen his Wizard Staff? It's so big. I think he is going to win if he doesn't pass out.

by FUBAI2 March 16, 2021

Shit Wizard

just another word for a plumber. Simple as that.

Person 1: "AWH FUCK, A PIPES BURST"
Person 2: "Awh bugger, call a shit wizard I guess"
Person 1: "FUCK, HOW MUCH IS THIS SHITSHOW GOING TO COST ME"
Person 2: "We will find out I guess"

by mr.balls. September 22, 2025