by TTVwetwipe August 11, 2024
Get the Quebec wet wipemug. A very amazing person. That is usually right. All of the time. They are mightier than the lord tachanka
Tachanka enters the room: everybody stares in amazement at the lord himself. An ass wipe enters the room: people will run over the lord tachanka to get a glimpse of the stunning ass wipe herself
by Blazed on a kayak September 7, 2019
Get the Ass wipemug. by BboiSnakeSauce February 8, 2024
Get the Wipe yo ass wid itmug. A perpetual wipe is after you drop a steamin load in the John, and, unbeknownst to you, the wiping process will seemingly never end. An unspeakable amount of toilet paper is used, along with several flushes along the way, to avoid clogging of any sort.
Jim: Hey José! where have you been? I have been waiting for at least 30 minutes!
José: Sorry, I was just dropping a shit, and then I realized I was stuck in a perpetual wipe
José: Sorry, I was just dropping a shit, and then I realized I was stuck in a perpetual wipe
by Dick Sanders696969 October 14, 2012
Get the Perpetual Wipemug. When taking a shit, and it feels like the turd is stuck in your ass, but you no longer fee you can poop anymore. You try to wipe, but no matter how much there is fresh shit on the toilet paper, as if you are wiping your butt with a crayon sticking out that keeps writing on the tp (see also: Crayon Dump)
by Suburban Urbanite August 30, 2020
Get the Wiping the crayonmug. by National Jerk and a Wipe day June 14, 2024
Get the National Jerk and a Wipe Daymug. by CICKERAAA November 10, 2020
Get the Ass wipemug.