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Jerk wipe

A term used to describe anyone youd call a "dickhead" or a "bozo".

Its literal definition is cum rag, or anything representing something a guy would wipe his cum in after doing his business.
Innocent person: "hey, hows your day goi-"
angry person: "Shut the fuck up you bitchass jerk wipe, i dont give a damn about your day!!!"
by Other freaky mud lover July 17, 2025
mugGet the Jerk wipemug.

Wipe Wednesday

Wipe Wednesday is when you only wipe your ass on Wednesday's because it is when you get pegged by your girlfriend, commonly referred to as such due to the correlation of wednesday being called “humpday” and the humping motion used to peg
I’m so excited to get pegged this wipe wednesday
by rn30 April 20, 2024
mugGet the Wipe Wednesdaymug.

Wipe down Fish’s boat

The act of stripping your shirt off and rubbing it against Fish’s boat until he is satisfied. Sometimes the job isn’t complete until you also use your pants.
Guy 1: Hey bro, after we get off the river, you gonna help me wipe down Fish’s boat?

Guy 2: I guess, I just hate how he stares and licks his lips.
by Chonchberry October 22, 2020
mugGet the Wipe down Fish’s boatmug.

wipe irl

The term "wipe irl" is an offensive internet slang used to insult individuals who are sexually attracted to feces. It is a derogatory way to mock or belittle someone by suggesting they need to "wipe" themselves in real life (IRL), implying that their interest or fetish is so extreme or disgusting that they are literally covered in feces. This term is often used to express extreme disgust or to shame someone for their sexual preferences, particularly coprophilia, which is the paraphilia involving sexual arousal from feces or defecation.

It's important to note that using such terms to insult or demean others is harmful and contributes to a culture of stigma and shame around sexual preferences. Everyone deserves respect and dignity, regardless of their sexual interests, as long as those interests are consensual and do not harm others.
"ugh, jared should definitely wipe irl, i saw they search history and i am beyond DISTURBED 🤮"
by silly guy on the internet January 23, 2025
mugGet the wipe irlmug.

Swiping and wiping

I spent my whole break at work swiping and wiping
by Snarkpocolypse January 29, 2025
mugGet the Swiping and wipingmug.

Wipe Hype

It is the state of euphoria that an individual receives when they know that a Rust wipe is hours to minutes away.
Abboud: WIPE IS IN 2 HOURS!
Dewbert: LET'S GOOOO WIPE HYPE WIPE HYPE!
by Slap snack god June 9, 2022
mugGet the Wipe Hypemug.

Ass wipe

Me..zoe...i am an ass wipe..i wipe ass
Maya:zoe...you are an ass wipe
by Princess of slang January 11, 2020
mugGet the Ass wipemug.

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