emo wankers

Any group of soulless assholes who indulge in the wearing of eye liner, listening to emo and believinhg themselves to be cool

Man, Gay Trew, Homo McLean, fguscliffe and Orgy Anus are all emo wankers.

by Burrett July 6, 2005

wankerneer

an ignorant useless engineer

that guy is a right wankerneer...

by ponderosa July 31, 2006

wanker's jaw

Closely related to wanker's claw, but involving the mouth instead of the hand; soreness of mouth due to an extended blow job.

I was totally going down on this guy when I developed a severe case of wanker's jaw.

by get off my lawn March 15, 2009

Wanker chav

a chav that is such a rioting wanker that they can only be described as a degenrate wanker chav. the word "cunt" may also follow such an insult

oh looks at them rioting cunts, looting crisps from poundland, arghhh them wanker chavs fuck me right off.

by reece N from rommie August 19, 2011

sub wanker

Someone who plays at being submissive. Not the real deal.

That bitch totally led me on, what a sub wanker!

by Master's toy May 6, 2007

cheating wanker

See Rohan (7)

Lying, cheating, worthless scum of the Earth that hasn't had a shag in over a year cos' his dick is too infected.

Compulsive liar.
Stingy bastard.
Selfish gay prick.

Uuuuuuurgh look at that cheating wanker Rohan - gross!

Rohan tried it on with me and I puked up from the stench of that cheating wanker.

by saaaaaaaaaahgal January 20, 2008

Spanker Wanker

someone who spanks thier dick to try and ejaculate

hey look at spanker wanker slapping his dick ha ha ha.

by juddah March 30, 2009