The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.
Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.
by Blaceph January 23, 2021
Get the Half Winded Handymug. Refers to someone stumbling and having a hard time standing up straight without swaying when drunk (because they look like they are walking through a strong wind tunnel).
by Mary Pickford December 19, 2007
Get the wind tunnelingmug. by Jose v garcia October 17, 2019
Get the Breaking windmug. while engaging in sexual activity, your partner accidentally or purposely releases a flatulent, thus acting as a gust of wind that blows wind chimes.
“man, i was having some sex last night with this nice lady but she used the ol ‘7th street wind chimes’ on me!”
“oh no! that’s awful!”
“for real! she will probably never live this down.”
“oh no! that’s awful!”
“for real! she will probably never live this down.”
by zozzlemynozzle December 29, 2017
Get the 7th street wind chimesmug. He released the goblin wind with the windows up, causing his niece to lose her lunch on the back seat of the Subaru.
by Wqrdsmith September 18, 2021
Get the Goblin Windmug. The goat, no questions asked. A top fella. Could steal yo girl if necessary. Don't mess with the top dog ever. Tony Soprano's best friend and best man at his wedding. Favelas born and bred (did live in shanghai's kung fu district and London briefly) but the favela of Rochina is where he loves. a.k.a tewys olasowys, member of Size Dont Mater FC.
by tewys1 May 9, 2022
Get the El Toas of the Wind and Starsmug. by Drillbit69 July 18, 2022
Get the Wind Sockmug.