by J-eremy April 21, 2010

Imagine you have just fraged someone (your team or otherwise)...now run over to their dead body and crouch, jump, or lay on it repeadedly wile sniggering.
by Gorilla Jumper October 28, 2004

Where your kid or little brother/sister jumps on you to wake you up in the morning and you release gas.
by Rj the god January 16, 2008

Instead of throwing an arm around a girl you throw your whole body on her and you go in for a kiss with your tongue out and mouth wide open
by Barney Goodheart September 22, 2008

When a group, society, or civilization of intelligent beings leave their home planet due to population overcrowding or an impending cosmological threat. To transfer from one planet to another. The evacuation of an occupied planet.
by Intune2U November 26, 2011

a whore that is usually ugly and either fat or anorexic; so dirty that you might actually contract an std by walking past her; her std's "jump" off her body onto yours as you walk past
Anna is such a jumping std, she tried to give me her std's today in the commons but I ran away from her.
by knable'11 April 21, 2008

Robert: Did you hear, Dave jumped the ship last week!
Susie: For real? They have been dating for a while now I guess.
Susie: For real? They have been dating for a while now I guess.
by TheSpeakerForTheRocks May 1, 2010
