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Wet Whites

Wet Whites is a group of mostly white liberals that have become cuckolds and ecofascists. When talking to other males they appear rude and angry for no reason usually to do with veganism and climate. When a female speaks they immediately sniff the females farts and apologise for their male attributes including their penis which is usually flacid and testosteroneless. They proceed to cower.

They gain their powers from forcing their ecological views on other males but often apologise for their white skin. Climate and veganism is how they try to gain a social dominance in their illogical hierarchy.

A wet white would like to own a tesla but usually is a loser so cannot afford one. They cycle or use scooters, unfortunately they hang around tesla facebook pages and groups so damage the tesla brand with their brand of wet whites, trying to show their loyalty by being wetter in the presence of tesla owners. Tesla owners tolerate them as it increase the vehicle resale and the stock price of tesla.

Wet whites will eventually wither due to their nature of being incredibly wet.
Don't go down that street its full of wet whites and they will judge you for your SUV.
by Wetwhitewipes May 5, 2021
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wet meatloaf

When you jizz in your girlfriend anus or vagina and then you finish it off by eating the rest out.
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by Steeler2009 September 22, 2013
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the wet seagull

taking a girl's sock, proceeding to jizz inside it and forcing the girl to put the sock back on her foot for the rest of the day
"Hey man, last night my girl wouldn't make me a sandwich and i sent her home with the wet seagull."
by caucasiantemptation February 5, 2012
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Wet patcher

He who sleeps in the wet patch afetr sex. Someone who is pussy whipped. Someone who is spineless and has no balls.
Bill is a real wet patcher
by Mummaj March 22, 2012
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Wet Flip

Getting up to flip a vinyl record to its other side during sex
Last night when Maddy and I were having sex I had to get up and do a wet flip.
by swissinnnng December 5, 2011
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wet wibbler

a loud, wet fart that sounds a bit like someone clapping
Yuck!!!!! Emma has just done a Wet wibbler!!!!!
by h1987 February 25, 2011
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Wet Thompson

Similiar to a wet willy however using the bellybutton instead of the ear
So I was laying on the beach when all of a sudden this weird lookin guy came over and gave me a "Wet Thompson"
by Frank4202 July 24, 2011
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