Weasel

When a guy asks his girlfriend, "What animal do I remind you of" and she says something ugly, then she feels bad, and fucks him.

Katie told Randy that he looked like a douche and then gave him a weasel.

by Scuttle King May 6, 2011

Weasel farmer

A cat.

What is that damn weasel farmer into now?

by an_roc June 2, 2020

weasel

a weasel is the most respectful, out-going, charming and overall best person you will ever meet. if you manage to befriend a weasel, they will be loyal to you for as long as your friendship lasts. a group of weasels is called a lads.

edson: i lost my wallet the other day, but jacob found it for me!
lawrence: that's so nice of him, he's such a weasel.

by ZapPliskin July 27, 2022

Ass weasel

A person who weasels out of work like an ass.

You are such an ass weasel, Karen.

by defiant_strawberry December 5, 2017

Shit weasel

Someone who kisses up to People in hopes of getting special treatment is referred to as a shit weasel. Literally, a shit weasel rims with such enthusiasm that, well lets just say some things are best not said... Basically calling someone a shit weasel is like calling them an ass kisser, brown noser, etcetera, but moreso.

Damn that whore was a fucking shit weasel I feel so lucky to have knocked her up!

by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019

Pour the sauce on the weasel

To pour hot sauce on your/someones schlong

Last night Kendra tottaly wanted to pour the sauce on the weasel but I said no because that would suck

by ClamSlam420 May 23, 2011

Weasel Tash

Childlike, pre-teen hair growth. Grows in a very patchy manner not unlike a weasel or other small rodent like animal whiskers.....

A male adult who is unable to grow facial hair resembling stubble or a beard...they will often shave every day to avoid sightings of their patchy and island like hair growths.

Often seen in adults who are starting to see hair loss around the 'wing-back' area.

A very poor hair growth, slight facial hair, not fully covering the face.
Resembling whiskers of a Weasel

Did you see that guy at the bar? I felt sorry for him - he had fading wingbacks and a proper weasel tash!

by Dr O2 December 15, 2011