Woof Wang Slam

The act of sticking your penis violently inyo a dogs arsehole

You know my dog, I gave it a proper good Woof Wang Slam

by Po-Tang January 23, 2015

Yankin' your wang

A term used from one person to another to express that they are simply making a joke and are not serious.

Levi: Your mom is so hot, can I bang her?
Jaime: Excuse me?
Levi: Calm down, I'm just yankin' your wang.
Jaime: ...

by FacePalm1 March 23, 2011

Small wang gang

SWG is a gang for people with small wangs

Small wang gang for life

by SWG FL September 25, 2020

dinky wang syndrome

when someone sufferes from eating to many butt crusts

Caleigh butt fucked a horse and got dinky wang syndrome

by hblfbgu;eqbriubgrequ May 26, 2010

Mr. Wang Noodle

Mr Wang Noodle is a chinese shop, soon to be opened by Mr. Joe Cartwright on Ireland, i would advise you not to go to this chinese shop, and if your in the area you should definitely go to the newly opened Indian curry house, opened by Mr. Hamil Habiib Habab. Mr. Wang Noodle is going to be owned by Mr. Joe Cartwright, who has been prisonised for kidnapping and abusing children, and im pretty sure he wont stop.

Hello it is I Hamil Habiib Habab, come to my Indian curry house, not that dog eating, kiddy fiddling fuckface Mr. Wang Noodle

by Harry.Clarke November 11, 2020

wang dang a lang

A NPC (Non-Playable character) in a computer game that keeps screwing up your game plan, and runs around like an arsehole. Especially applicable to anyone particularly annoying on Dynasty Warriors.

Look at fuckin' wang dang a lang, he's stuck behind another bloody tree

by kyle-o-doodlo December 9, 2008

one-wang-away

When two gay men have had sex with the same man, but haven't had sex with each other. A useful tool for deciding whether or not a potential sexual partner is out of your league.

"Do you think I have a shot with Adam?"
"Sure, you guys are one-wang-away."
"We are? How?"
"He dated Trevor last fall."
"Awesome."

by Juicien Durfus November 14, 2009