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Full Roll Wipe

An occurrence in which one's fecal residue, left on the exterior of the anus, is so messy that one must use almost all of the toilet paper, or close to all of it, whilst still on the toilet.

It can also be known as Whole Roll Wipe.
Man, I just took a nasty dump. I needed to do the Full Roll Wipe to clean it up!
by Movie Nyucka November 7, 2013
mugGet the Full Roll Wipemug.

Wipe Shame

The embarrassment that stems from the sound of wiping one's ass in a public toilet.
I had instant wipe shame knowing three other guys were in the bathroom and heard me both pulling and using the paper to wipe my ass.
by Notepadow December 23, 2016
mugGet the Wipe Shamemug.

Pussy Wipe

A person that is so stupid and illiterate that they don't understand how the alphabet works and makes the mistake of defining the word "wipe" with the definition of the word "whip", ironically making himself look exactly like a pussy wipe himself.
Once upon a time there was a little dumbass that went on urban dictionary to define the word pussy whip but thought it was spelled pussy wipe because he didn't know how to spell or define it in the first place and he lived crappily ever after.
by SuperMegaAsshole June 8, 2022
mugGet the Pussy Wipemug.

Single Wipe Wonder

When you take a crap and it comes out so perfect, you only need to gather one wad of TP to wipe yourself clean.
Man, after that Mexican food yesterday, I had the best crap. It was a single wipe wonder!!
by GCSRT8 December 15, 2011
mugGet the Single Wipe Wondermug.

No Baby Wipes

I ain"t dealin with no baby wipes
by TimmyTim14 January 16, 2019
mugGet the No Baby Wipesmug.

wiped out

when you blow into the bong and water gushed out the bowl piece and shoots onto your face
holy shit , i was taking bong rips and wiped out “
“ bro , i just wiped out “
by mym3m0rygr4v3y4rd April 11, 2020
mugGet the wiped outmug.

Danger Wipe

A game with friends; you use the bathroom for a number 2. You are allowed to use as much toot paper as you like the only rule is you are only allowed to wipe once!.
Matt: "Hey Brodie"

Brodie: "Yeah mate"

Matt: "You just do a shit?"

Brodie: "Yeah mate"

Matt: "Do a danger wipe?"

Brodie: "Oath, still got dags hanging, was a wet one"
by 90yoman August 8, 2018
mugGet the Danger Wipemug.

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