that one uncle

that one uncle (usually on your father's side of the family) is drunk more often than not and has a 95% chance to be a kidnapper

that one uncle: hHEEEhehjeheEEEEhH HellO KIDS

everyone: RUNS

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

Uncle G

Your uncle that always shows up suspiciously late, can always relate to your degenerate story’s.
Extra points if he has a sketchy drug dealing past and used to get beat by a Janet

Uncle G drank us under the table and told us how this was breakfest when he was 15
*hands uncle G a blunt* “what type of week shit is this”

by Master Meech and Jaz Nasty October 08, 2021

Uncle Horchata

Your Mexican uncle that doesn't let you touch his bald head.

My uncle horchata shot me after I tried touching his bald head

by Dick feather May 05, 2018

An Uncle Fester

An irritating roommate that constantly makes life difficult.

I got home today and found out that my roomate Will pulled An Uncle Fester, he cancelled our Internet service without warning because he has a gambling addiction.

Uncle Fester is at it again, he took all my laundry out of the dryer and through on the top of the dryer because he has to do his laundry at the same time I do mine.

by Glowspank December 20, 2016

Uncle Rick

Uncle Rick is that guy who made us cry and laugh, and ultimately want to punch him in the face for his trolls, but would never do so because he somehow managed to squeeze his way onto that pedestal for our favorite author. Basically, he’s the best and the worst and you will never be the same again after reading his books. Specifically Percy Jackson.

Random: ha! You’re crying while reading!? Ugh, geek.
Literally anyone in the fandom: *hands Random Percy Jackson books*
Literally anyone in the fandom: *sees them crying while reading one week later* not so geeky now, huh?
Random: *literally sobbing* wha— how COULD— why— WHY!?!? *whispering* whyyyyyyyyyy
Literally anyone in the fandom: Uncle Rick is why

by I’dWinAFightWithABookInOneHand July 22, 2022

uncle tummy

A white person, mainly a white politician who is afraid to stand against a different race, even if they know its wrong.

WELL Leroy you are right that white person getting robbed, didnt have the right to shoot that colored man. Pass the chitlin and collard greens my man. Here ya go uncle tummy.

by Ricky black July 08, 2020

Uncle Runckel

1) To commit repetitive murder death kills of the RTU
2) To adjudicate the shit out of a shit for not doing shit or not wearing the correct shit
3) Genocidal punishment to promote correct behavior

Those dudes totally just got Uncle Runckled, or, I swear if these dudes don't fix their shit, I'm going to Uncle Runckel their asses.

by Cavenath July 07, 2017