turd in the hole

when fuking a bitch in the asshole, shit appears on the dick when removed

turd in the hole can be achieved when slipping a big dick in a ass ready for a shit!

by dhadda February 25, 2009

Shemika Turd

In the act of deffication, when the feces or turd hits the water with such immense force to create a splash of cold water that then propels itself onto your buttocks and or butthole. Resulting in an uninvited chill surging through your body sometimes giving you goosebumps and what some would like to call the Shemika shakes.

"It's colder than a Shemika Turd up in here."

"The icy Klondike bar felt like a Shemika Turd in the palm of my hand."

"I had the worst Shemika Turd yesterday."

by Culnickpatnathan January 27, 2009

turd linger

One who hangs around turd, or one who likes being in the presence of turd or turd smelling farts.

Your such a turd linger Robyn!

by PutPile September 12, 2006

turd head

same as turd brain or shit for brains

your a turd head or yoy got shit for brains

by red neck alabama boy September 13, 2006

Turd Nugget

One of those turds that resembles a chicken nugget

"man i must be in the cafiteria because i just had a bunch of Turd Nuggets!"

by Eif-ster March 9, 2009

Turd Bailer

Another phrase for booty.

That's a nice turd bailer she's got there.

by Josh Briggs July 28, 2003

Turd Former

The shittiest year to be in - when every other highschooler looks down on you for being such a midget.

Turd formers are generally found sitting in clusters in the quad whinging about how much homework they have, being nerdy, or drinking illegally.

Also rarely known as a "Third Former" (Year 9, Year 10, Freshman)

Turd Former: So I did something really stupid the other day-
Fourth Former: That's because you're a TURD FORMER!!!

Turd Former: All this homework is killing me-
Fourth Former: Stop being such a whinger, TURD FORMER!!!

by Chilled Melonade November 7, 2010