Penis Tucker

A Man who tend to tuck there penis inside of there balls, then places the balls back into the gooch. therefore, looking like they have a vagina

Person 1: Hey Look, Its Timmy!

Person 2: You know he's a penis tucker, right?

Person 1: Remind me not to hang with him anymore

by BigDogKP17 December 27, 2011

a tucker

One night stand, absolutely NO chance of relationship. *whipped cream optional*

"Dude, I totally pulled a tucker last night!"

"I pulled a tucker last night and they fired me"

"Me winky just wants to pull a tucker all the time!"

by Swaggetry69 January 24, 2014

Golden Ticket

When someone has consumed alot of alcohol and goes to bed with his or her partner. The next morning they awaken to find themselves butt naked with no blanket and there partner nowhere to be found. Come to find out they urinated all overthemselves and their partner in there sleep.

Mike: What wrong with Sally today?

John: Apparently Derek gave her the golden ticket last night.

Mike: Guess that explains the smell...

by Tommy Rosenbalm April 29, 2010

Tucker' Carlson

The act of a manipulating your genitalia in a fashion as to hide it. Like one would hide an adult man's embarrassing bow ties.

She used duct tape to Tucker' Carlson, because she was wearing a short skirt for Roger Ailes.

by Factula March 16, 2021

plane ticket

1g of weed

Can I got 2 plane tickets?

by dzenkins August 24, 2013

Tucker

One who practices self imposed emasculation by tucking the male genetalia beween clenched thighs.

She knows he's a tucker and therefore wants nothing to do with him. Real women despise tuckers.

by Area Man 1 November 12, 2009

golden ticket

The ultimate gift a certain nurb will give you if you are extremely lucky, the golden ticket is used to gain access to Mandyland the ideal fantasy.

Nurb: "Danza, you did not receive the golden ticket! Get out of Mandyland you fool!!!"

Danza: "But I forgot my golf clubs at Mulligans? What am I supposed to do??"

by kimbolesbo1 August 25, 2010