Three-Handed-Jackson

The delicate process of putting oneself in the "friendzone" and ending up marrying the person.
"Did you hear about that guy who put himself in the friend zone with the woman who is now his wife?"

"Ah yes, the majestic Three-Handed-Jackson."
by TheLolcat22 May 09, 2019
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Three car rule

The unwritten driving rule that if you're pulling up to a stoplight and right lane is empty, you are not not turning right, and the left lane has less three cars then you move over to the left lane.
This dick in front of me didn't abide by the three car rule, now I'm stuck at the longest light in the city.
by TheDickInFrontOfYou March 12, 2012
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three mile island

A fart so bad it melts the furniture.
Sam ate a burrito and let rip three mile island.
by Scotty Colorado April 15, 2016
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Three Dog Night

A long-running American rock band formed in 1967 by Daniel "Danny Hutton" (September 10, 1942-), Cory Wells (February 5, 1941- October 21, 2015), and Charles "Chuck" Negron (June 8, 1942-).

Originally named "Redwood", the band released several albums over a period of nearly ten years, before they disbanded in 1976 after several poorly-received albums as a result of Hutton's and Negron's drug abuse problems.

The disbandment was short-lived, however. Five years later, in 1981, they reunited. While their most recent album was released in 1983, they are still active today, even after Cory Wells' death.
Three Dog Night is best known for the following songs:

-Mama Told Me (Not to Come)

-Shambala
-One

-Easy to Be Hard

-Never Been to Spain

-Joy to the World

-Black and White
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three egg omelette

A three egg omelette is when you fill up a guys ass hole with cum
"I just gave my sexy boy a three egg omelette "
by Gingerbread Pussy 1 November 20, 2016
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Three Lane Monty

Merging over three lanes in quick succession with reckless abandon to catch an exit you weren't paying attention for.
A person driving a huge SUV with Jersey plates doing the Three Lane Monty almost killed myself and my motorcycle on I-95 today!
by nuh uh no way September 23, 2010
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Three shot volley

A term used to ejaculate in all three holes, Vagina , Anal and mouth of your girlfriend during one sex session.
" Im telling you Sam, i gave her a three shot volley! Bang, Bang , Bang!"
by samduk January 19, 2010
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