you are so blindly drunk you shart yourself, henceforth, you are now known as; three sharts to the wind.
Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'
Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'
Mr. Man: ...whats that smell?
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.
"Did you hear about that guy who put himself in the friend zone with the woman who is now his wife?"
"Ah yes, the majestic Three-Handed-Jackson."
"Ah yes, the majestic Three-Handed-Jackson."
by TheLolcat22 May 09, 2019
I was so pissed last night, I took those three whores back to my house and had a meat in three vag supper..
by Zonal K June 26, 2018
The unwritten driving rule that if you're pulling up to a stoplight and right lane is empty, you are not not turning right, and the left lane has less three cars then you move over to the left lane.
This dick in front of me didn't abide by the three car rule, now I'm stuck at the longest light in the city.
by TheDickInFrontOfYou March 12, 2012
by Scotty Colorado April 15, 2016
A long-running American rock band formed in 1967 by Daniel "Danny Hutton" (September 10, 1942-), Cory Wells (February 5, 1941- October 21, 2015), and Charles "Chuck" Negron (June 8, 1942-).
Originally named "Redwood", the band released several albums over a period of nearly ten years, before they disbanded in 1976 after several poorly-received albums as a result of Hutton's and Negron's drug abuse problems.
The disbandment was short-lived, however. Five years later, in 1981, they reunited. While their most recent album was released in 1983, they are still active today, even after Cory Wells' death.
Originally named "Redwood", the band released several albums over a period of nearly ten years, before they disbanded in 1976 after several poorly-received albums as a result of Hutton's and Negron's drug abuse problems.
The disbandment was short-lived, however. Five years later, in 1981, they reunited. While their most recent album was released in 1983, they are still active today, even after Cory Wells' death.
Three Dog Night is best known for the following songs:
-Mama Told Me (Not to Come)
-Shambala
-One
-Easy to Be Hard
-Never Been to Spain
-Joy to the World
-Black and White
-Mama Told Me (Not to Come)
-Shambala
-One
-Easy to Be Hard
-Never Been to Spain
-Joy to the World
-Black and White
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 01, 2021
by Gingerbread Pussy 1 November 20, 2016