Three Lane Monty

Merging over three lanes in quick succession with reckless abandon to catch an exit you weren't paying attention for.

A person driving a huge SUV with Jersey plates doing the Three Lane Monty almost killed myself and my motorcycle on I-95 today!

by nuh uh no way September 25, 2010

Three Card Charlie

The act of a man placing his penis in a woman's mouth after removing it from their partner's ass, during a sexual encounter involving three persons. Thus, doing ass to mouth with the woman in waiting.

Bob is having anal sex with Jill while her friend Jane is in waiting. Bob then preforms a Three Card Charlie by removing his penis from Jill's ass and placing it into Jane's mouth.

by Milaga March 26, 2009

Three Piece Dinner

When a male receives the acts of fellatio, a testicle rub and a rim job all in one act of foreplay, though not necessarily simultaneously.

"So did you hook up with _____ like you said you would?"

"Nah, dude, but I did get me a three piece dinner, though."

by Saul Rosenthal January 2, 2009

three sharts to the wind

you are so blindly drunk you shart yourself, henceforth, you are now known as; three sharts to the wind.

Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'

Mr. Man: ...whats that smell?
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.

by <Inset Witty Pseudonym> March 2, 2015

three egg omelette

A three egg omelette is when you fill up a guys ass hole with cum

"I just gave my sexy boy a three egg omelette "

by Gingerbread Pussy 1 November 20, 2016

three-quarter-sibling

Child of a person's father with that same person's maternal aunt or child of a person's mother with that same person's paternal uncle.

My three-quarter-sibling is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Three-Handed-Jackson

The delicate process of putting oneself in the "friendzone" and ending up marrying the person.

"Did you hear about that guy who put himself in the friend zone with the woman who is now his wife?"

"Ah yes, the majestic Three-Handed-Jackson."

by TheLolcat22 May 8, 2019