Thomas Myers

An exclamation of rage after failing academically.

A declaration of revenge on a person named Thomas Myers, preferably done while shaking your fist and looking to the sky.
Comparable to "damn it".

Thomas Myers!, I failed my O Chem test.

by misterteehee December 11, 2009

Thomas

Guy who is lazier than anyone else. Is the fattest person alive and commonly identifies as Snorlax

1:Dude. That's an awesome Snorlax you have
2: I know. He's a real Thomas

by tjc9 October 23, 2016

thomas sowell

the smartest black man to have ever existed.

Thomas Sowell has changed the thinking of many young black men.

by chef_slafdjl April 13, 2021

Doubting Thomas

A person who does not trust his/her best friend, even though the best friend has proven them self to be virtuous.

"My best friend won't trust me with his sister"

"Dude, He is such a Doubting Thomas"

"Yeah, I feel kinda Judased

by Foster John February 20, 2010

Sir Thomas

flushing lavatory, invented by Sir Thomas Crapper (although the term 'crapper' meaning 'somewhere to shit' was in use for hundreds of years previously)

i gotta go see sir thomas

by maggot February 24, 2005

thomas the train

when you smoke a blunt and then blow the smoke into someone’s ass.

“yo dude I totally thomas the train on that bitch last night”

by trippyhoes May 31, 2019

Thomas Kerns

a complete and total bad ass nothing can stop him ever and all those who try end in death...

Rambo, chuck norris, hell boy
holy crap chuck norris is a total Thomas Kerns

by Gangstar December 14, 2008