movie theater logic

Unreasonable plot devices and characters in movies that do not work when tested against normal physics and logic.

Titanic was a good example of movie theater logic in more ways than one-Jack could have fit on that door, for starters.

by anonymous-bystander November 19, 2018

environmental theatre

Acts designed to give the impression of caring for the environment but not actually doing anything.

Banning straws is environmental theatre.

by BobNewheart1 May 30, 2019

Masturbate Theater

A TV show that losers watch to beat off to low-cut Victorian corsets and fade-out sex scenes on PBS Masterpiece, formerly known as Masterpiece Theater.

Derek: Are coming down to the bar Sunday night?

Alistair: Nah, I’m gonna lay back and unzip for Jane Austen on Masturbate Theater.

by IGKYA53 July 29, 2020

empty theatrics

bunk, nonesense

that is an empty theatrics = that is a nonesense

by Fuad ALkhafajy April 4, 2021

Movie Theater Analogy

Slang used for when you illegally transport large amounts of cocaine across the U.S border.

I used the movie theater analogy when I was coming home from Mexico last year.

by Zanahoria Gringo May 21, 2021

Operating theater

A woman's butthole, especially when presented for examination or cleanliness.

"Well let's see your operating theater, then. How clean is it?"

by Big gay johnny sanf June 21, 2021

Empire Theatre

Somewhere you never want to go😉

Empire Theatre has given me trauma.

by DaffoDilliannnn August 18, 2021