Woke

Woke is a badge of self-proclaimed social consciousness worn by those who equate awareness with action. They hold a finely tuned radar for detecting microaggressions and a bullhorn for amplifying them, all while blissfully overlooking any inconsistencies in their own performative activism. Think virtue signaling on steroids, with a side dish of moral superiority.

Where are the black people in Shogun? The show is not woke enough.

by Judgemental Goat April 6, 2024

woke-off

When people engage in a virtue-signalling competition to prove who is more "woke" than the other

"It was a total woke-off in class today"

"I think I'll just have to have a woke-off with this essay"

"the liberal arts is just a woke-off"

by theredandblueblur March 31, 2025

Woke

Word That Comes Of Waking Up From Sleep.

Bob : So like, i just woke up this morning

by Ddd14 May 11, 2024

Woke

A far left ideology that teaches young impressionable people, that their feelings are more important than facts.

These woke people are destroying black owned businesses but claim they’re fighting racism.

by Consuelasdad April 23, 2023

woke

Real definition: The state of being aware about systematic racism

According to the far-right: Anything that's not as KKK-esque as sending Blacks, Latinos, Asians, LGBTQ members, neurodivergents, and other innocent groups of people they hate for no reason into unspeakably cruel death camps bad enough to make even the likes of Hitler, Stalin, and Hirohito recoil in disgust. (obvious overexaggeration but you get what I mean)

Literal Neo-Nazi: "OH MY GOD TRANS PEOPLE ARE ONLY BEING BANNED FROM SPORTS AND NOT DRAWN AND QUARTERED AS WELL!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WOKE ALERT WOKE ALERT WOKE ALERT!!!!!!!!!!"

Half-decent person with an IQ over 69: "If anything that is the opposite of woke. God the far-right disgusts me and I hope it burns to the ground metaphorically and literally."

by Silicosis9324 October 16, 2023

Woke

A racist movement that celebrates opression and hates white people, and if there is no opression they will do a Jussie Smollet

"white people are evil, but im not racist" (woke person)

by robjov January 26, 2022

Woke Quest

People or Institutions that are trying to outcompete each other in achieving ESG or DEI goals.

Silicon Valley Bank's leadership went on a woke quest in their investments before they collapsed.

by jondich March 19, 2023