Weasel

When a guy asks his girlfriend, "What animal do I remind you of" and she says something ugly, then she feels bad, and fucks him.

Katie told Randy that he looked like a douche and then gave him a weasel.

by Scuttle King May 6, 2011

Weasel

A slim, yet very long penis with an average size of about 8 inches. It must make huge loads and sometimes make red ones.

"Bro Devon has a big ol' weasel"

by CaRtErrrr December 23, 2020

Buffing Someones Weasel

This sentence refers to wanting to penetrate (buffing) someone's Weasel (a persons anus or vagina), usually used in very intimate moments.

I'd love to buff that Weasel, sir!

That guy was Buffing Someones Weasel yesterday morning, then he took his fish for a feet walk.

by Walt.Jr December 8, 2024

Weasel Dick

When someone convinces you that you are getting a deal and then you end up overpaying.

The cable company said they wanted to give me free movies for a month and weasel dicked me into signing a 3 year contract.

by Randy Acid March 22, 2022

Water Weasel

When a man, postmortem, usually as a result of heart failure, has fluid built up (edema) in the genitals that makes arterial embalming difficult.

Look at the water weasel on this guy. The hospital must have been pumpin' his ass full of fluids.

by Morty_the_Mortician September 16, 2020

Grey Weasel

MILF snatch. Mature woman's pubes.

He got drunk and went hunting the Grey Weasel.

by muffincruncher December 6, 2010

ass weasel - alien

A carnivorous alien from the movie dream catcher that develops in the body and comes out of the anus and eats the host and searches for prey

Butt weasel butt worm ass worm "ass weasel - alien"

by T95 February 5, 2014