Cameron's Law

Cameron's-Law describes the phenomenon experienced by a group of friends attempting to intently watch a video or listen to a podcast (Other forms of audio/visual media may apply). The Law state's that the longer the video is, the more likely it is to be loudly interrupted (often times in an entirely unrelated subject) by another friend.

"We were about to find out who the killer was after a 2 hour build up when Cameron's Law kicked in."
"Did you guys miss much?"

"He started boastfully shouting about his stocks so we had to rewind 11 minutes."

by Yeet McGeeter January 14, 2021

YesGawdwin's Law

When two or more gay men are casually talking, online, inevitably, one will make a joke referring to, or assuming, the other's position (e.g. Top or bottom).

Gay man 1: Chlorophyll is so interesting
Gay man 2: Omg, you're such a bottom.
Gay man 1: Kween, plz. I saw you last night, dancing as such.

Gay man 3: Gay man 2 just activated YesGawdwin's Law by calling Gay man 1 a bottom.

by Therealtylercodero April 20, 2017

Stone's Law

The principle that the more stoned you are, the more likely normal things around you are to break. It is a direct relationship between the user and the objects (electronics, doors, food packaging, public fountains) wherein the objects break in front of the user, causing him or her to wonder if the item is really broken or if they are really high.

Circa 2012: named for the American designer, professor and coffee connoisseur, who first proposed such an idea in 2006.

(After getting high) "Weird, my headphones have always worked before but now the left earpiece is broken. Is it broken? Or is this just Stone's Law?"

by StonesLaw March 4, 2019

Law Of Pentatonics

In any thought regarding any topic, it will always revert back to David.

I was taking a shit, and remembered david, really the Law of Pentatonics is true.

by Gagglefucker109 September 4, 2021

constipational law

A law of physics that states, "when one's rectal hole is plugged, fecal matter will accumulate until critical mass is achieved and a nuclear explosion will result, provided the rectal hole is not relieved."

Oh man, constipational law dictates that I tell you it's been nice knowing you and I always thought your house and car were beautiful...but BLAMO!!!!

by darthenstein February 2, 2014

Incest-in-law

To fuck one's brother-in law or sister-in-law.

Ed: "Wait, Jack fucked his wife Jill's sister?"
Eddie: "Yeah he just committed incest-in-law."

by The Elias June 2, 2016

Polybius’s law

“Polybius’s law” states that if a YouTube comment section has at least 5k comments, there will always be an argument.
Because internet.

(Law Created by Polybius_223_YT on the YouYube Comment Section of an Alan Becker video. The "reacting to captions" video. You can go there to find the source in it's purest form. No that is not me by the way, I'm just spreading it.)

"Ah shit! There's another argument.."
"It's Polybius’s law, Of course there'd be an argument"

by Blooperomg September 1, 2021