Seven-Ten Split

(Medical jargon) When a kidney stone glances and dislodges a large scaberous blockage in the male urethra.
"May the record reflect there was a seven-ten split during the procedure. We will begin extraction."
by Chain Furious May 15, 2020
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Splitting

Splooge + Shitting = Splitting

When you jerk off on the toilet and simultaneously push out a shit as you finish, resulting in a larger load of jizz.
I caught Elliot splitting in my bathroom when he said he just had a stomach ache.
by ohhhhhhhhhyeah$$$$$$ May 23, 2025
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Double banana split-dip

When a bisexual girl sits on her boyfriends dick with another girl sitting on her strap on.
Yeah last night me and Justin finally tried the double banana split-dip!
by Pushpop56 May 20, 2023
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split a footlong

either performing an Eiffel Tower with two penises at approximately 6 inches in length, or a single individual entering two women at once, using two approximately 6 inch penile objects
Hey man, would you like to split a footlong?
Nah, I don't like Subway.
Ok, your loss bro.
by frhwdofnursekaj August 31, 2017
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Lesbian Split

Going halvesies on box wine with your bestie and drinking it all in one sitting while cattily gossiping about people you don't like.
"That bitch Rachel really needs to watch her mouth. Did you hear what she said about me today?"
"Nope. Wanna pull a Lesbian Split and talk about?"
"Totally"
by trombonefishjoe January 13, 2024
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Split the Room

slang for tear that pussy with your minotaur cock
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by quartz89 February 02, 2022
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split keyboard

A feature on practically every mobile keyboard that is either the most useful or the most fucking useless and annoying feature
Dickface: I love my split keyboard

Cowshit: piss off, split keyboard can suck my dick
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